If you want to have DP on DVD, here is the link to sign the petition:

http://www.petitiononline.com/froliki/petition.html

Try to get as many people as you can to sign this PLEASE!!!!!!

I hate school right now:evil:. We had a proof test in geometry the other day and I thought I did really well. I got an F!:cry: I got a 3/5! I can't believe it!:evil:

I gym, I can't even catch a ball:roll:. We were playing kickball and someone kicked the ball right towards me. I tried to catch it, but I missed and it hit me in the head and knocked my glassed into my eyes:evil:. It hurt alot!:cry:

In health, I forgot to study for my test, so I got a D!:cry: What is wrong with me?:?

In English, we took a vocab test and I forgot what 'arduous' was!:? I didn't know what part of speech it was or what the definition was.:evil:

In Latin, we took a vocab test and a preposition test. I got a 104% on the vocab and a 100% on the other one.:D

My friend is such a dork:roll:. I was talking to three good friends of mine this morning, and one of them, Danielle, was showing me the new permanent markers she just bought.

Stephanie grabbed the black marker from Danielle's hand and drew a mustache on her face:lol:. When she was done, she turned around to the rest of us and said, 'Look! I'm now a guy!':lol:

Errin, Danielle, and I all started laughing. I couldn't even catch my breath because I was laughing so darn hard. When we caught our breath, Errin said, 'That was permanent marker you idiot! You do know that's not going to come off right?'

The smile vanished from Stephanie's face and she started cussing and swearing as she tried to rub the marker off of her face.:lol: All she succeeding in doing was to smear it and make it look like a very bushy mustache.:roll:

She had to go through the rest of the day like that too!!!:lol::lol::lol:

READY!!! FIRE!!! AIM!!!

This is a timed test - you have only three minutes!

1. Read everything before doing anything.

2. Put your name in the upper right hand corner of this page.

3. List two references __________ __________.

4. Write your phone number ______________.

5. How many traffic tickets have you received?

6. Write the names of your parent(s). _________ _________

7. If you think you have followed the directions carefully to this point, call out "I HAVE."

8. On the reverse side of this paper, add the ages of all the people in your family.

9. Put a circle around your answer; put a square around the circle.

10. In your normal speaking voice, announce your height and weight.

11. Punch three small holes in the top of this paper with your pencil.

12. If you are the first person to reach this point, loudly call out, "I AM THE FIRST PERSON TO REACH THIS POINT. I AM THE LEADER IN FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS!"

13. Underline all even numbers on the left side of your paper.

14. Loudly call out, "I am nearly finished, Ready! Fire! Aim!

15. Now that you are finished reading everything carefully, do only sentences one and two.

Surprised? My fifth grade teacher gave my class this test and I fell for it and did all the steps without reading through them first:roll:.  I got this test again this year from my careers teacher, but I had enough common sense to read ALL the directions this time:D. I just thought I'd post this on my blog, that way, if you wanted to trick your friends at school, you could print this off and see if they follow directions. Trust me; it's hilarious to see how many people fall for this:lol:

Here is the last of the quotes. I think these are funnier than the other ones, but that's just my opinion. Enjoy:D!

82. Operator! Give me the number for 911!

83. Due to intense mind fog, all thoughts have been grounded.

84. Hi! I don't remember your name either.

85. I live in another dimension, but I have a summer home in reality.

86. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

87. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

88. I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?

89. I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?

90. My mind wandered and never came back.

91. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

92. Next mood swing....6 minutes.

93. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

94. Reality is for people who lack imagination.

95. Saw it...wanted it...had a fit...GOT IT!

96. Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

97. Your village called...their idiot is missing.

98. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.

99. Boyfriend Wanted: No experience necessary. Will train!

100. Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

101. I can only please ONE person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either. Neither does next week.

102. Choas, panic, and disorder...my work here is done.

103. Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.

104. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

105. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

106. Hard work never killed anyone, but why take chances?

107. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.

108. If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

This is the last part to my humorous quotes:(. I hope you enjoyed them:D!

55. They say the grass is greener on the other side, but have you ever flipped it over?

56. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

57. Whoever says that the small things don't matter should try sleeping with a mosquito in the room.

58. I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't talk to me.

59. The word 'listen' contains the same letters as the word 'silent.'

60. If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left-handed people are in their right minds.

61. People will believe anything if you whisper it.

62. Excuses are the easiet things to create, but the hardest things to sell.

63. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

64. Never test the depth of water with both feet (duh!)

65. Wat determines not who is right, but who is left.

66. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

67. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

68. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

69. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

70. I just got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory.

71. I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left before we met.

72. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

73. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

74. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

75. Few women admit their age, fewer men act it.

76. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

77. Why does you nose run and your feet smell?

78. It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

79. Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

80. About one-third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're sitting on it (Who studied this and why?).

81. All the king's HORSES and all the king's men? No wonder they couldn't put Humpty together again. Just what did they expect the horses to do anyway?

Look for Part 4 tomorrow!:D

28. If ignorance is bliss, then you must be ecstatic.

29. Consciousness: that annyoing time between naps.

30. There are 3 types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.

31. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

32. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

33. They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid.

34. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

35. Houses are made of bricks and beams, homes are made of love and dreams.

36. Chocolate is the answer to EVERYTHING!!!

37. According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

38. a day without sun is like...night.

39. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

40. Keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

41. I went to school to become a wit; I only got halfway through...

42. I misplaced my dictionary. Now I'm at a loss for words.

43. The difference between insane asylums and our schools is that in the insane asylum you actually have to show improvement before you can get out.

44. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

45. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

46. It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

47. If at first you do succeed, try not to look so astonished.

48. It was all so different before everything changed.

49. If something doesn't feel right, then you're not touching the right thing.

50. If you stay calm while all around you is choas, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

51. It's so simple to be wise, just think of something stupid to say and don't say it.

52. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts, but as mattresses?

53. Letting the cat outta the bag is a lot easier than putting it back.

54. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Look for part 3 tomorrow!:D

My sister got these quotes from her friend at school. She gave them to me when she was done reading them, so I thought I would share them with you guys. Enjoy!

1. I'm not paranoid, but everyone thinks I am.

2. A mighty oak is just yesterday's nut.

3. Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Those who study history are doomed to know its repeating.

4. Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!

5. I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma!

6. Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity.

7. Trying is the first step to failing.

8. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with nonsense.

9. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

10. I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.

13. Women like silent men; they think they're listening.

14. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

15. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

16. A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

17. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

18. Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.

19. Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and it has a dark side and it holds the universe together.

20. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

21. Yesterday I knew nothing, today I know that.

22. Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

23. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

24. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

25. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

26. You have the right to be silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

27. I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere...

Believe it or not, there are actually four parts to this. I'll tell you 27 each day; there are 108 total.

I got this poem in health at the beginning of the trimester. It isn't funny like the other hand outs, but I liked it.

ATTITUDE

The longer I live, the more I realize

The impact of attitude on life

Attitude, to me is more important

Than facts.

It is more important than the past,

Than education, than money,

Than circumstances, than failures,

Than successes,

Than what other people think,

Or say, or do.

It is more important than appearance,

Giftedness or skill.

It will make or break a company...a church....

A home.

The remarkable thing is we have a choice

Every day regarding the attitude

We will embrace for that day.

We cannot change our past...

We cannot change the fact that people

will act in a certain way.

We cannot change the inevitable.

The only thing we can do is play on the

One string we have, and that is our

Attitude.

I am convinced that life is 10% what

Happens to me and 90%

How I react to it.

And so it is with you...

We are in charge of our attitudes.

ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING!

This is (yet again) another handout I got in health:D. This is a handout asking questions that everyone should know. I was going to make this a game, but I don't think I will. You can print these out and ask your parents and friends what they think the answers are. Trust me, it's funny.

1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?

2. How many states are there? (Don't laugh, some people don't know.)

3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?

4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?

5. What two letters don't appear on the telephone dial?

6. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters on them?

7. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?

8. How many matches are in a standard pack?

9. On the United States flag, is the top stripe red or white?

10. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?

11. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?

12. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?

13. How many channels are on a VHF TV dial?

14. Which side of a women's blouse are the buttons on?

15. On a NY license plate, is the New York on the top or bottom?

16. Which way do fans rotate?

17. Whose face is on the dime?

18. How many sides does a stop sign have?

19. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?

20. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?

21. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?

22. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who’s missing?

23. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?

24. On which playing card is the cardmaker’s trademark?

25. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?

26. On the back of a $1 bill, what is in the center?

27. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear on digits?

28. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?

29. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?