The funniest thing happened at school yesterday. There is this kid in my Latin class named Brian and he has a locker right next to mine. I'm not sure why, but he thinks it's a race between me and him to see who gets to their locker first:roll:.

Yesterday, I was walking to my locker just talking to my best friend when all of a sudden Brian comes running between us and takes off like a bullet to his locker. He stops when he is about 10 feet in front of me and yells, "Ha ha, I'm gonna win! I'm gonna beat you!" This annoyed me, so I took off running after him to get to my locker before him. He turns around and starts running again, but he runs into this junior, gets knocked down by him, and drops all of his books and papers in the hall:lol:.

I jumped over him and called over my shoulder as I ran, "Ha ha now I'm going to win!"

A few minutes later, as I get my bookbag and jacket out of my locker, he comes to his locker and his hair is all messed up, his arms are full of all these papers and books, and his face is fire engine red:lol:. He looks at me (and by this time I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe!:lol::)) and he yells, "That's not fair! I claim unfair contest!" I just walk away and yell, "Whatever, Brian" over my shoulder and continue to laugh:D.

I don't know why, but when someone falls on their face, I think it's the funniest thing in the world:D.

This is another hand out I got in health class. I thought it was funny, so enjoy!:D

"Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a high school about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world."

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel god about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parent's fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't so boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes, and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have leave the coffee shop and go to work.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

I'm sorry if you've already heard this before. I've heard this several times; teachers like it so they give it to every student they have. Keep reading my blogs to hear more funny jokes and stories (I've got loads!:D)

My health teacher gave my class this at the beginning of the trimester and I thought it was funny. I hope you'll enjoy!

How To Flunk

1. Always arrive late to class.

2. Never slip into your seat quietly. Instead, make a big production of slamming the door behind you and shouting out "Sorry I'm late! I had to go to the john!" If possible, drop all your book on the floor, too.

3. Better yet, don't have your books with you.

4. Never bring a pencil to class. Always borrow from someone else and forget to give it back.

5. Never bring paper. Let the other people spend their money on stuff like that. Use their paper.

6. Use the paper you borrow to write a note. After you finish, make a big deal about passing - or throwing - it across the room to someone. Disturb as many people as possible.

7. Never, ever do your homework. The teacher will admire you for your consistency.

8. Lose your textbook the first week of school. Then you will have a good excuse for not reading your assignments.

9. Draw as much attention to yourself as possible. Make funny remarks. Start arguments. Be loud.

10. Groan a lot.

11. Say "This is BORING!" loudly every five minutes or so, especially if it is really quiet in the room.

12. Ask, "Why do we have to do this stuff?" as often as possible.

13. After the teacher says, "Turn to page 36," say "What page?"

14. Turn in all your assignments late. Better yet, never turn them in at all.

15. Whenever possible talk to your neighbor. If you absolutely can't, stare out the window or draw airplanes on top of the desk.

16. When you get your test back with an F, shout, "This isn't fair! The teacher hates me!"

17. Never show concern about your grade until the last day of the marking period. Then see if the teacher has extra credit you can do to make up for all 42 missing assignments.

18. If the teacher says "No," throw a fit.

19. When your group or partner is depending on you, show up unprepared.

20. If you have to read something in class, make it a magazine or a comic book.

21. If you have to do a report, copy it word-for-word from the encyclopedia.

22. If you decide to hand in some homework, make sure you have copied it from someone else.

23. If you decide to do some homework for fifth period English, be sure to do it during fourth period math.

24. Don't take notes. If you have followed steps #4 and #5, this should not be a problem.

25. Stay up as late as possible. Sleep in class.

You guys are not going to believe this. I don't even want to believe it. My mom, dad, sister, and I all go to the same dentist. Well, when I was there the other day getting my teeth cleaned, the dentist and the person cleaning my teeth were talking about my dad!!!!!!!!:shock: They kept telling me how good he looked the last time they saw him and they kept asking me questions about him!!!!!:shock: They kept giggling like little girls and smiling. It was scary:cry:. I think they have a crush on him:shock:. When I told my mom and dad about this, my dad laughed and my mom turned red and she was furious.:roll:

I am now afraid of the dentist. I hate talking about my dad with them.

I had a really depressing dream last night. I walked into my room and found my cat Scooter laying on my bed. I ran up to him and bent down to pick him up, but he started to bite and scratch me. I told him that I didn't care how mad he was at me and I that I really missed him. I tried to pick him up again, but he disappeared and I woke up.

Scooter has been missing for almost a year now. The last time I saw him was February of last year. I'm not sure what happened to him, but I always think and have dreams about him.

Happy New Year!!!

I hope you have a better year than I am going to have:D

I know this probably sounds stupid, but how do you create banners to put on your sig and profile? I just can't figure it out.

Thanks!:D

I know this is a stupid question but I saw this Danny Phantom fan video from eternityshadow that's called Angel of Darkness and I really liked the song. Does anybody know where I can get it?:? I got an ipod for Xmas and I really wanted to put this song on it. Here is the link for the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fHUIw76Neo

Thank you!:D

I know it's early, but Merry Christmas!!!

It's probably best if I say this now because I'm going to be busy all day tomorrow and all day Monday.

Cassie came home from Riley's Children's Hospital the other day. I'm not exactly sure what happened or if she is cured, but I know that she will be coming back to school soon:D From what my other friends tell me, the doctor's were able to catch the cancer in one of the early stages, so hopefully she'll be fine.

 Thank you so much for helping me get through this and for praying for Cassie:D. It means so much to me:cry:.