htfsikbthxa! = how the f**ck should i know but thanks anyway!

To get back to the topic: I am a heavy regular in my gym and then at that one certain pub at weekends while i am as well regularily visting the local billa-mart on a regular basis as one of the regulars there.

How you´re cutting down your short comments to an absolute minimum, in order to look kewl, smart AND funny, is absolutely amazing!!!!

What was the actual longest sentence (with still making sense) you ever typed in a forum?

Youtube went down the gutter already long time ago, tell me something new.

Regular where?

Virtually or for real?

What´s up with those short-comment posts can´t you people fu**in talk in regular sentences rather than shorten everything down in order to look as kewl and funny as possible???

Whats with remakes? I want my MIDWINTER remake.

It´s an old cult-classic game from an old generation, not something that toxic pokemon-meme-generation these days would know about.

The whole franchise went downhill with GTA IV and V, meaning the story and characters evolved into being hilariously entertaining, most of all TREVOR in GTA V, but the gameplay more or less really started to suck and i asked myself what happend to all those clever and entertaining missions in all those other GTA-Titles besides IV and V...even that you could switch through 3 different characters in GTA V, that game left alot to be desired gameplay-wise.

When i want to watch kewl and funny characters playing along some good story, i go watch a movie, if i want to play a game i want to fu**ing PLAY IT.

Now "PLAYING" as to how i understand it, is something similiar to "complete missions" with "shooting people" and "stealing cars", not spending hours with driving from point A to point B, where i then actually start "PLAYING" the actual fu**ing missions and if i fu** up, i can shove my ass through miles of highway again just to get to the mission starting-point...again.

Yeah i know...you guys just love driving from A to B for endless hours, coz it gives the game that great portion or realism you love so much about videogames.

Last sunday morning i came back with one hell of a hangover and while i still felt sick and somehow completely braindead in the afternoon, i decided to continue playing HITMAN III, after i haven´t touched the title for more than 6 months.

So well i clicked the .exe and successfully ended up in the game-menu, looking for which missions i haven´t yet completed on master difficulty, coz i thought those trophies/achievments/unlocks are way easier to get than for example those damn stupid "???"-achievements, where you have to do randomly useless and stupid things in order to get the unlock, things like...throwing the green-colored crowbar at the ceiling for no reason and then going into crouch-mode for another no-reason, or better yet...shooting that goddarn pixel up there approx. 98% of gamers never even notice if they don´t read walkthroughs.

But WTF?!? Where did my master-difficulty unlocks go? Were they even there? Am i a confused moron? I mean it´s not like they were locked again, it just seems they never existed in the first place. So obviously there never was any way of achieving any kind of trophy, achievement or unlock for completing a mission on master-difficulty. WTF?

So after scroll-searching through all kinds of achievement/trophy-lists for approx. half an hour, rather than actually playing the game, i decided to go to that one place, where obviously only the smartest internet-people go, that place where everyone is da shit and everyone knows...everything! The frontpage of the internet! REDDIT!

Now i was asking r/hitman where in da hell my unlocks went and if those fu**tards over at IOI probably grabbed something behind my back when they were doing their usual updates somewhere in the last few months...or if i was just drinking too much alcohol last night.

So being predictable as this godforsaken shitstain of a hive-mind-community, i knew what was was going to happen...and it happened!

My question was of course unworthy of the redditors acceptance coz first of all my post ain´t not delivering meme-content plus the over-intelligent redditor-hivemind probably feels more stupid than ever coz they are actually just a bunch of stupid bastards after all, not having any clue wtf i am talking about...so me and my dumbass question was instantly downvoted and cursed to fall into reddit-oblivion with the blink of an eye...

...except for one redditor, who had mercy upon my soul...and hopefully the brains to give me an at least halfway satisfying and acceptable answer to my hitman-3-crisis i was going through.

Did i mentioned redditors are predictable? Anyway, he told me i should check the leaderboards, there i can see which missions i´ve completed on master-difficulty! DUH!

WTF?

Dude...i´ve yet never ever checked any leaderboards in any game, simply because i don´t care how i am doing in comparison to others, but i do know i had completed several missions on master-difficulty and that i also had a visual (means i was actually seeing it, if it wasn´t a hallucination) the specific mastery unlocks on fu**ing master-difficulty, which must have been visible in the friggin "classics" tier-list, if i remember correctly, but then again i´ve probably gone completely braindead since of an alcohol over-toxification last night.

So time went by, but that whole thing still was like a goddarn itch i can´t scratch so i once again started another online-investigation for the things obviously haunting just me and no one else on this rotten planet.

And there it was! My salvation!

A tiny little thread in the steam-forums, from jannuary this year, with approx. five posts and people saying IOI was actually removing certain unlocks and so in fact removed all master-difficulty unlocks as well, while arguing as to how good or bad the master-difficulty really was and that the game is better without those master-difficulty-unlocks anyway and blah blah blah.

So looking back to those hours and hours i actually wasted with completing missions on master-difficulty with re-starting missions multiple times because master-difficulty only allows to save game for once, it was still a fun time, well probably completely point- and useless fun but fun nonetheless.

I am just being curious now as to what reason those dorks over at IOI may had for this awkward change? I mean...HITMAN III is more or less nothing but one big trophy/achievement/unlock hunt, rather than being a "regular" game with a "full" and "satisfying" single-player campaign, so it makes zero sense to completely withdraw the unlocks for completing missions on the harder difficulty, they could as well just remove master-difficulty now as well since who will be going through all that master-difficulty-crap when not getting any unlocks for it...in a game acutally being based on exactly such kind of unlocks!

Some users say that devs wanted to make the game "easier" for less advanced gamers, so that everyone has the chance to get to their achievements rather than being stuck on master-difficulty somewhere...while he probably just meant devs wanted to make it all right for casual gamers.

Yeah sure! Since casual gamers complete 100% in a game like HITMAN, with or without a harder difficulty level, or lets say...those who think master-difficulty is "too hard" are for sure NOT those who get 100% achievements to begin with.

If IOI wants to make the game "easier", they should rather remove those stupid "???"-unlocks coz i don´t have the time to run around for hours doing ramdomly stupid stuff just to realize it was the pink-colored hammer i had to throw through that one stupid window while wearing the clown costume. I also don´t feel for reading walkthroughs over and over again just to get that fu**ing stupid "???"-achievement.

It actually happens on a regular basis that i am looking at certain good or even great games that flew under my radar for quite some time, let alone those being underhyped.

The downside of when a market is getting "Who´s playing all that shit!?"-too big, wich is also a reason for more and more rather "good" multiplayer-only games already failing at their release date and being shut-down one year later...or even earlier.

With so many titles to choose from, the list of underhyped games or games flying under the radar is getting too big as well and thanks to STEAM, there are additonally another approx. +10000000 titles to choose from...those 3 bucks one-man-dev asset-productions where i am actually asking myself "Who da fu** is playing it, let alone buying that crap???" especially looking at certain title-thumbnails where they used some screenshot while throwing some ugly and cheap looking title-font on top of it...usually into the left upper corner to make it look more like a meme than an actual game, probably so that those funny meme-people are falling for it.