Best Pickup Lines

ok post your best pick up lines ! put wat number line it is so your gona at least have to read the post before yours !

1. theres a pizza party in my pants and your invited

2. hey baby my bike has 6 gears you wana go for a spin?

do u have a bf?

my thread sucksGrandTheftHalo

seriously guys, use it

Hey ur hot, wanna ****?PinKkFloyDd

:lol: at the tony danza one
--Bender--

[QUOTE="PinKkFloyDd"]Hey ur hot, wanna ****?Manutebecker

lol i was joking, but i dont noe any good pick-up lines because ive enver had gf before.

you: im lvl 10 on GS
girl: WTF? = winJafakin

these are good ones for trees

" hey thats a pretty big hole you got there "

" how bout you come over to my greenhouse and i can water you all night "

***say this really fast

..and there u go....

***say this really fast

M : "ifuwantohavesexwithmesay'what""

F: "what?"

..and there u go....

flipin_jackass

:lol:

" hey i dont care if your ugly its your policy on sex on the first date that counts "

" hey little lady you want to come with me on a magic carpet ride ? i got a carpet and some weed over there if you want to "

Zeriouzly, it's depends on the bi... I mean, girl. She a bad Bi... then anything dirty would work. She a nice lady, eh... don't really know much except be a "nice boy"---for a while.

Can you handle a stick?

Do you like lolly-pops?

I'll order the ham, if you order the sausage.

I'm a millionaire.

I'm Bill Gates.

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lmao

[QUOTE="flipin_jackass"]

***say this really fast

M : "ifuwantohavesexwithmesay'what""

F: "what?"

..and there u go....

PinKkFloyDd

:lol:

(after killing every other human on the plannet)

well, you know what we gotta do

1. *Looks at person's tag on shirt* "Just what I thought...made in Heaven

2. Did it hurt when you fell from the sky...you angel

3. If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

4. Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I see myself in 'em._Marisa_

1. *Looks at person's tag on shirt* "Just what I thought...made in Heaven

2. Did it hurt when you fell from the sky...you angel

3. If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

4. Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I see myself in 'em._Marisa_

"Nice shoes, want to make babies?"

Works :P My friend went chick hunting and he got a number by saying that.

[QUOTE="PinKkFloyDd"]Hey ur hot, wanna ****?Manutebecker

I wish I had my library card cause I am checking you out....

[QUOTE="PinKkFloyDd"][QUOTE="flipin_jackass"]

***say this really fast

M : "ifuwantohavesexwithmesay'what""

F: "what?"

..and there u go....

BeErBOnG29

:lol:

Yep!

Best pickup line of all time: Does this smell like chloroform to you? 100% guaranteed succeslooksofat

That sounds like something Quagmire would say.