why does beer taste like ****?

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#1 GSWarriors-
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Now I never tasted ****(poop) before but I'd imagine it tastes bad like beer. I've tried budweiser, corona and after 6 months of drinking my first beers, i tried samuel adams summer ale flavor cause people said it tasted good but that nasty **** tasted the same. How can anyone drink that bitter crap?
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#2 marcus4hire
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I will pray for you tonight.

Beer is wonderful. It is the elixir of the gods. Ambrosia.

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#3 gasmaskman
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Miller.

That's where it's at.

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#4 chandlerr_360
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Because it is essentially rotten fruit juice...I guess...
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#5 bradleybhoy
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Damn straight, give me a cool Kopparberg anyday.

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#6 masterdude192
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Beer tastes sour,Awful,and it gets you all horny
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#7 Mercenary848
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I agree the taste doesn't apeal to me, I guess most people just drink it to get buzzed.
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#8 rapsrule4
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i never have liked the taste of beer i think wine taste a bit better though but they are preety close
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#9 Mystery-
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Drink Amstel Light dude...
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#10 FragStains
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Because some people enjoy flavors in their mouth that others do not. It's what makes everybody different and special.

Why don't you try a Zima? It won't hurt your mouth as much.

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#11 SolidSnake35
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That's why I drink lagers.
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#12 bobaban
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Dude beer is an aquired taste. So keep drinking it and eventually you'll like it. This is what HS is for....
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#13 solidruss
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*faints*

seriously faints once more....

It's an acquired taste much like other things... if you're young that can play a major part in it.

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#14 bradleybhoy
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I agree the taste doesn't apeal to me, I guess most people just drink it to get buzzed.Mercenary848

Yah and even then it's a pretty ineffective way to get buzzed.

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#15 wslacker2
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You either like beer or hate it. I love a good crafted beer. But nothing against those who do not.
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#16 haziqonfire
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I'm not the biggest fan but I still like it.

I prefer Smirnoff Ice though :)

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#17 FamiBox
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Beer is for MEN. .... not little boys.
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#18 bradleybhoy
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I'm not the biggest fan but I still like it.

I prefer Smirnoff Ice though :)

Haziqonfire

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ko, I like it too.

Yeah I actually like Beer, but tbh I'd rather drink other alcoholic beverages with around the same %.

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#19 konvikt_17
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Dude beer is an aquired taste. So keep drinking it and eventually you'll like it. This is what HS is for....bobaban

this.
took me about two hours to get use to it. now i like the taste of it

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#20 bradleybhoy
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Beer is for MEN. .... not little boys.FamiBox

Then what's for little boys? :(

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#21 Donkey_Puncher
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Kids these days. Like to drink nothing but fruity tasting sugar filled crap.

Beer could quite possibly be the greatest thing ever.

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#22 IgNIght
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Don't force yourself to drink alcohol just "because", that's a pretty crazy thing to do.

A lot of people that drink (...mainly women, hope no one gets offended) don't drink beer.

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#23 GreenmonsterBLS
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Oh you're just not giving it enough effort......at least thats what people tell ME when I say I don't like beer.
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#24 groovdafied
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Bear is awful and nasty, makes me see beauty in others who lack it :(
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#25 lolkie_81
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Now I never tasted ****(poop) before but I'd imagine it tastes bad like beer. I've tried budweiser, corona and after 6 months of drinking my first beers, i tried samuel adams summer ale flavor cause people said it tasted good but that nasty **** tasted the same. How can anyone drink that bitter crap?GSWarriors-

When you grow up, and get hair in funny places, beer will taste as good to you as it does to the rest of us men.

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#26 konvikt_17
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[QUOTE="FamiBox"]Beer is for MEN. .... not little boys.bradleybhoy

Then what's for little boys? :(

fruity drinks like smirnoff

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#27 _BlueDuck_
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You can't write off beer after trying three crappy brands. There are so many different kinds and tastes I am confident there is a brew for anyone. Also as many have said it's really an acquired taste. In highschool I hated beer with a passion and stuck to hard liquor. Then university hit and I began to love it. Now I've been trying all kinds of different types and brands, never buying the same thing twice. I've discovered I'm a fan of ales, porters and stout.
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#28 Blitz_Nemesis
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it taste like bitter piss. dont know why people drink. dont see how my cousin guzzles the stuff like its water.
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#29 GSWarriors-
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tell me whats the best brand for a beginner like me
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#30 SVTCobra006
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I dont think its much of an aquired taste. I personally love beer.

And i kind of compare it to coffee in terms of a different taste. Although I HATE coffee

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#31 FamiBox
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it taste like bitter piss. dont know why people drink. dont see how my cousin guzzles the stuff like its water.Blitz_Nemesis

You've tried bitter piss?

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#32 SVTCobra006
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You can't write off beer after trying three crappy brands. There are so many different kinds and tastes I am confident there is a brew for anyone. Also as many have said it's really an acquired taste. In highschool I hated beer with a passion and stuck to hard liquor. Then university hit and I began to love it. Now I've been trying all kinds of different types and brands, never buying the same thing twice. I've discovered I'm a fan of ales, porters and stout._BlueDuck_

And Corona is good, I dont know what the **** youre talking about.

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#33 groovdafied
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[QUOTE="Blitz_Nemesis"]it taste like bitter piss. dont know why people drink. dont see how my cousin guzzles the stuff like its water.FamiBox

You've tried bitter piss?

You mean, you never tried? :o

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I like the taste of beer.......much better than soft drinks.
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[QUOTE="_BlueDuck_"]You can't write off beer after trying three crappy brands. There are so many different kinds and tastes I am confident there is a brew for anyone. Also as many have said it's really an acquired taste. In highschool I hated beer with a passion and stuck to hard liquor. Then university hit and I began to love it. Now I've been trying all kinds of different types and brands, never buying the same thing twice. I've discovered I'm a fan of ales, porters and stout.SVTCobra006

And Corona is good,

Corona is not really a good beer....no.
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#36 bradleybhoy
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[QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

[QUOTE="FamiBox"]Beer is for MEN. .... not little boys.konvikt_17

Then what's for little boys? :(

fruity drinks like smirnoff

Awesome. Cheers. :)

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#37 Lukanot
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beeer is gurrd

It depends how young you are, if your like 12 then obviously you wont like it, but it definently grows on you

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[QUOTE="_BlueDuck_"]You can't write off beer after trying three crappy brands. There are so many different kinds and tastes I am confident there is a brew for anyone. Also as many have said it's really an acquired taste. In highschool I hated beer with a passion and stuck to hard liquor. Then university hit and I began to love it. Now I've been trying all kinds of different types and brands, never buying the same thing twice. I've discovered I'm a fan of ales, porters and stout.SVTCobra006

And Corona is good, I dont know what the **** youre talking about.

It's way too light and has very little flavour. It's only good for a hot day type beer, I'd never drink it getting ready for a night on the town. I'd pretty much just rather drink water.

But if you like it go ahead and drink it.

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[QUOTE="FamiBox"]Beer is for MEN. .... not little boys.bradleybhoy

Then what's for little boys? :(

Root beer

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#40 konvikt_17
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[QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

[QUOTE="FamiBox"]Beer is for MEN. .... not little boys.MgamerBD

Then what's for little boys? :(

Root beer

i lol'd

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#41 deactivated-57e5de5e137a4
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I don't like the flavor of regular bills either. The flavored beers, like mojitos, are really good. You might also try a spiced rum like Cpt. Morgan's or Sailor Jerry's.

Drinks that tast like old used oil smells have never appealed to me.

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#42 Travo_basic
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You may need to try anothere brand.
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#43 konvikt_17
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[QUOTE="konvikt_17"][QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

[QUOTE="FamiBox"]Beer is for MEN. .... not little boys.bradleybhoy

Then what's for little boys? :(

fruity drinks like smirnoff

Awesome. Cheers. :)

cheers. *raises bud light bottle, makes a clank*

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#44 Androvinus
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Beer is the worst drink i have ever had, no joke. I prefer green tea
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#45 andyboiii
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[QUOTE="FamiBox"]Beer is for MEN. .... not little boys.bradleybhoy

Then what's for little boys? :(

the best thing next to beer...

yoohoo

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#46 bradleybhoy
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[QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

[QUOTE="FamiBox"]Beer is for MEN. .... not little boys.andyboiii

Then what's for little boys? :(

the best thing next to beer...

yoohoo

Oh yeah. Let's get smashed!

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#47 andyboiii
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I used to hate the taste of beer until I tried Guinness then I started to love beer. I gave my friend some of my guinness and the first words after he tried it were "wow"
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#48 ReaperV7
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i dont think people drink beer for the taste :?
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#49 TM_Darkside
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Shiner Bock says, "I don't taste like ****..."

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#50 deactivated-57e5de5e137a4
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Oh you're just not giving it enough effort......at least thats what people tell ME when I say I don't like beer.GreenmonsterBLS

See, why would you want to have to make yourself enjoy a drink? Guys drink it alot because they think they're supposed to. I guess alot of people drink it because it's cheap.