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#151 DarkLink77
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Really? Really? I accept that it's not faithful to Duke Nukem 3D but it's an excellent game nonetheless.

Oh I see, he got butt-hurt on the Halo part. No surprise, I've always thought hardcore Halo fanboys are the equivalent of FOR THE HORDE WoW kiddies for the Xbox 360.

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People like that give the rest of us Halo fans a bad name. :( Have you played the game?
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#152 jhcho2
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I wasn't expecting it to be good anyway. At least now we can have closure to the Duke Nukem franchise.

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#153 Vesica_Prime
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[QUOTE="Vesica_Prime"]

Really? Really? I accept that it's not faithful to Duke Nukem 3D but it's an excellent game nonetheless.

Oh I see, he got butt-hurt on the Halo part. No surprise, I've always thought hardcore Halo fanboys are the equivalent of FOR THE HORDE WoW kiddies for the Xbox 360.

DarkLink77

People like that give the rest of us Halo fans a bad name. :( Have you played the game?

Yeah, it unlocked on Friday for us Australians.

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#155 DarkLink77
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[QUOTE="DarkLink77"][QUOTE="Vesica_Prime"]

Really? Really? I accept that it's not faithful to Duke Nukem 3D but it's an excellent game nonetheless.

Oh I see, he got butt-hurt on the Halo part. No surprise, I've always thought hardcore Halo fanboys are the equivalent of FOR THE HORDE WoW kiddies for the Xbox 360.

Vesica_Prime

People like that give the rest of us Halo fans a bad name. :( Have you played the game?

Yeah, it unlocked on Friday for us Australians.

Got any impressions you'd care to share?
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#156 lazerface216
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meh, duke is a thing of the past. let him go guys...

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#157 MrSelf-Destruct
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I'm not surprised at all. It was a rather obvious flop. I don't expect it to get great game status on any reputable sites. I say GS gives it a 7.5 at the most, and that's only if the reviewer is drunk on nostalgia.
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Props to you DarkLink77 for not letting others opinions or reviews deter you away from a game you're excited for. I'm definitely still interested in this game, but by the sounds of it I'm going to have to wait until I get a PC built. The 360 sounds like a pile of trash, but I've heard the PC version is decent. Despite the reviews it's been 12 or so years since I've had my last fill of the Duke himself. I need one last go at one of his games to allow me to rest in pieces :D
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#159 SilverChimera
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Second flop that I called :) This pleases me. Now for Rage to flop.
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#160 Vesica_Prime
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Got any impressions you'd care to share?DarkLink77

I feel it is a fun old school style game with great shooting, good multiplayer, funny humour albeit with a couple of "next-gen" features like two weapons limit and regenerating health tacked on. Graphics are pretty aged but Duke Nukem 3D wasn't remembered for its graphics.

That said I'd give it an 8, as it did get the fun part down rather well. I take IGN with a grain of salt, that site gave a 10 to Modern Warfare 2's graphics.

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#161 LegatoSkyheart
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I just Fully Pre-Ordered my Copy, along with Ocarina of Time.

I'm old school.

8)

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#162 painguy1
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that review was trashed. He criticized duke for keeping the same attitude as in his old games? Like what...was he supposed to change his personaility or something?

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#163 DarkLink77
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Props to you DarkLink77 for not letting others opinions or reviews deter you away from a game you're excited for. I'm definitely still interested in this game, but by the sounds of it I'm going to have to wait until I get a PC built. The 360 sounds like a pile of trash, but I've heard the PC version is decent. Despite the reviews it's been 12 or so years since I've had my last fill of the Duke himself. I need one last go at one of his games to allow me to rest in pieces :DDr_Snood
Thanks, man. I mean, I know the game isn't going to reinvent the wheel or anything, but I had a blast playing the demo. Sittin' back, laughing, and blasting alien b******s. What more could you want? Yeah, the 360 version doesn't look so good, but I was getting good performance out of the PC demo, and the system reqs. are pretty low.
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#164 DarkLink77
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[QUOTE="DarkLink77"]Got any impressions you'd care to share?Vesica_Prime

I feel it is a fun old school style game with great shooting, good multiplayer, funny humour albeit with a couple of "next-gen" features like two weapons limit and regenerating health tacked on. Graphics are pretty aged but Duke Nukem 3D wasn't remembered for its graphics.

That said I'd give it an 8, as it did get the fun part down rather well. I take IGN with a grain of salt, that site gave a 10 to Modern Warfare 2's graphics.

Yeah, I had a blast with the demo. Good to know that the game's fun. And :lol: IGN. I mean, yeah.
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#165 Dr_Snood
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[QUOTE="Dr_Snood"]Props to you DarkLink77 for not letting others opinions or reviews deter you away from a game you're excited for. I'm definitely still interested in this game, but by the sounds of it I'm going to have to wait until I get a PC built. The 360 sounds like a pile of trash, but I've heard the PC version is decent. Despite the reviews it's been 12 or so years since I've had my last fill of the Duke himself. I need one last go at one of his games to allow me to rest in pieces :DDarkLink77
Thanks, man. I mean, I know the game isn't going to reinvent the wheel or anything, but I had a blast playing the demo. Sittin' back, laughing, and blasting alien b******s. What more could you want? Yeah, the 360 version doesn't look so good, but I was getting good performance out of the PC demo, and the system reqs. are pretty low.

They are low? Maybe my laptop will beable to run it decently. I'd rather play a Duke game on a computer anyhow.. playing it on a controller wouldn't feel right.

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#166 DarkLink77
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[QUOTE="DarkLink77"][QUOTE="Dr_Snood"]Props to you DarkLink77 for not letting others opinions or reviews deter you away from a game you're excited for. I'm definitely still interested in this game, but by the sounds of it I'm going to have to wait until I get a PC built. The 360 sounds like a pile of trash, but I've heard the PC version is decent. Despite the reviews it's been 12 or so years since I've had my last fill of the Duke himself. I need one last go at one of his games to allow me to rest in pieces :DDr_Snood
Thanks, man. I mean, I know the game isn't going to reinvent the wheel or anything, but I had a blast playing the demo. Sittin' back, laughing, and blasting alien b******s. What more could you want? Yeah, the 360 version doesn't look so good, but I was getting good performance out of the PC demo, and the system reqs. are pretty low.

They are low? Maybe my laptop will beable to run it decently. I'd rather play a Duke game on a computer anyhow.. playing it on a controller wouldn't feel right.

Yeah, they're right here.

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#167 Dr_Snood
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[QUOTE="Dr_Snood"][QUOTE="DarkLink77"] Thanks, man. I mean, I know the game isn't going to reinvent the wheel or anything, but I had a blast playing the demo. Sittin' back, laughing, and blasting alien b******s. What more could you want? Yeah, the 360 version doesn't look so good, but I was getting good performance out of the PC demo, and the system reqs. are pretty low.DarkLink77

They are low? Maybe my laptop will beable to run it decently. I'd rather play a Duke game on a computer anyhow.. playing it on a controller wouldn't feel right.

Yeah, they're right here.

Wow easily have those. Guess I overestimated this game.
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#168 DarkLink77
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[QUOTE="DarkLink77"]

[QUOTE="Dr_Snood"] They are low? Maybe my laptop will beable to run it decently. I'd rather play a Duke game on a computer anyhow.. playing it on a controller wouldn't feel right.

Dr_Snood

Yeah, they're right here.

Wow easily have those. Guess I overestimated this game.

It's not great looking, by any means.
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#169 ShuichiChamp24
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Still buying the game, and chances are that i'm gonna enjoy it.

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#170 jjccjj92
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There'll be more of that to come, I'm sure. Game looks terrible (not only graphically).

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#171 Heil68
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[QUOTE="Heil68"][QUOTE="OreoMilkshake"]Saw this coming. Game belongs in the 90's.GreySeal9

Mario belongs in the 80's and?

Mario's most recent is the 3rd highest rated game on GR, so no.

So wait...it's up to the developers to make the game good? And here I thought it was all about the fictional character on whether the game would be good or not. Thanks for straightening that out for me.
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#172 Cali3350
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I just finsihed it (like literally 15 minutes ago). It was mindless fun, and I dont regret the 7 hours I put into it at all. S solid 7.5 in my book. No higher no lower.

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#173 hypoty
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I just finsihed it (like literally 15 minutes ago). It was mindless fun, and I dont regret the 7 hours I put into it at all. S solid 7.5 in my book. No higher no lower.

Cali3350

How's the multiplayer? I haven't got around to trying it yet but I heard it was disappointing, especially compared to DN3D's faster paced Dukematch mode.

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#174 Shenmue_Jehuty
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LMAO! Wow, that is hilarious considering how long some people have been waiting for this game to come out. However, I sorta saw it coming.

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#175 Desulated
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Meh, I don't really care. I expected it to flop but then I never had high expectations for the game nevertheless.

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#176 bobbetybob
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Completed it today on PC, had a ton of fun with it, it's got it's quirks and yeah, it's not worth 14 years (or 5 or 6 is more reasonable since that's what it's had this gen, not including the dead year or so) but I enjoyed it so that's all I really care about. The main thing that I'm hating in the reviews I've read so far is lines like this, "Duke returns in classic form, and he's never felt so old, so out of place, and so embarrassing. Just wait until you find the wall boobs." Embarrassing? Really? Seems like reviewers are getting pompous, I see people talk about Bulletstorm and Fable as funny games, and they are, but then to say this is embarrassing when those games stretch to shooting someone in the butt and fart jokes for laughs? Yeah, tad hypocritical fellas. I know humour is subjective, but it's the same Duke it's always been and it's still funny stuff, the game references in it are some of the funniest things I've seen in a game, they don't rub it in your face and go "hurr durr look here's a joke, this is funny see, look, whacky face!!!"
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#177 millerlight89
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LMAO! Wow, that is hilarious considering how long some people have been waiting for this game to come out. However, I sorta saw it coming.

Shenmue_Jehuty
Yea, but most are going to ignore all the things wrong with this game because it gives them a little nostalgia. It's funny, I see the same people bashing others for liking CoD, yet they are excited for this piece. Makes no sense what so ever.
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#178 SRTtoZ
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Honestly, did ANYONE expect this game to be good? Cmon...I loved Duke back in the day but he sat and sat for years and then they show up with this MESS OF A GAME.

They have no business charging people full price for this dated disaster...

Oh yea you can look at girls in strip clubs, OMG...yea get real.

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#180 deleterguy
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Looks like a horrible game.
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#181 GreySeal9
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[QUOTE="GreySeal9"]

[QUOTE="Heil68"] Mario belongs in the 80's and? Heil68

Mario's most recent is the 3rd highest rated game on GR, so no.

So wait...it's up to the developers to make the game good? And here I thought it was all about the fictional character on whether the game would be good or not. Thanks for straightening that out for me.

What in the world are you talking about? :?

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#182 Lucianu
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What's up with this thread, ya'll children bored as ***, i swear.

Everybody knew Duke would get either a 1.0, a 5.0 or a 6.0 or a 7 at max.

5.5 is much higher than i expected from IGN, i expected a 3.0.

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#183 ManicAce
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Seems like most of the review was complaining about Duke as a character, Duke being Duke should be a positive not a negative.
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#184 Merex760
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Ugh, figured this was going to happen. Gearbox should of built this game from the ground up again instead of trying to put a giant band-aid on the thing and releasing it.
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#185 ChubbyGuy40
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What's up with this thread, ya'll children bored as ***, i swear.

Everybody knew Duke would get either a 1.0, a 5.0 or a 6.0 or a 7 at max.

5.5 is much higher than i expected from IGN, i expected a 3.0.

Lucianu

I thought it was gonna good...imma nobody :(

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#187 Lucianu
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Don't think they went for quality as this franchise was never gonna sell big anyways. All they wanted was to make a passable game so they could milk old school pc gamers. Based on some of the naive posts in this thread, I say they succeeded.Sushiglutton

You're wrong.

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#188 deactivated-660c2894dc19c
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I'm enjoying the game. It is pretty much what I expected. Duke is Duke and shooting is fun. Two weapon limit is a little disapointing. I think they should review the PC version. I've it maxed and haven't encountered any technical problems. Also, what I looked from Metacritic, the PC version is getting higher scores 7s and 8s, which is something I would give too.

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#189 Doct0rBiohazard
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I wonder what Gamespot'll giveit when the review's up.
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#190 worknow222
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Duke nukem forever is brilliant IGN just wants to go with the cod crowd, how bout they get the cheats going so they can have alot more fun with Duke

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#191 Red2k-
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That reviewer seems very butthurt about that Halo joke. And I didn't really expect anything else, only Duke fans can turn back the time machine and enjoy the game.

Also, just because this is Duke Nukem and IGN related, I'll just post this because I.... well, just because I really don't like IGN I guess:

http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/110/1101628p1.html

2002 game reviewed in 2010

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#192 Zorgax
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Puke Pukem Forever.

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#193 Jelley0
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Got the Balls of Steel edition pre-ordered still, can't wait to play this game Tuesday!

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#194 dercoo
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[QUOTE="SilverChimera"]Second flop that I called :) This pleases me. Now for Rage to flop. ChubbyGuy40

THAT WILL NOT FLOP!!! :evil:

Likely will flop.

Fans are hyping the next "Doom" out of it.

Expectations are bound to fall short of that

Though unlike Duke, it will still be a good game with great reviews.

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#195 hypoty
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The ending was extraordinarily bad and the campaign was short. I remember reading it was around 15 hours long, I clocked barely half that on medium difficulty. I got this for $35 so I'm not too annoyed, I just hope the multiplayer lives up to DN3D.

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#196 riou7  Moderator
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Only 5.5? Wow.. what a shame :(

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#197 GreySeal9
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I wonder what Gamespot'll giveit when the review's up.Doct0rBiohazard

My prediction is 6.0.

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#199 aeons_ago_1990
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5.5??!! if gamespot does that aswell, they have lost all my respect. this game may have alot of flaws around it, but at the same time it has so much to offer! for once iam finding myself enjoying a multiplayer title that doesnt have call of duty, halo or battlefield in the title. and the campaign is full of fun! just remember, this isnt a new game your playing here, to be honest it does feel old, but who said old skool isnt fun.
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#200 razgriz_101
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http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/117/1175639p1.html

5.5GN?

It looked terrible anyways.

Blabadon

some parts of that review came out as.

ITSS NUT MODERN ENUFF FOR MY LITTLE PUNY COD BRAIN TO HANDLE RAWR.

seriously there are some good points but what did you expect from duke :S i wasnt expecting much more depth than 3d tbh and if its as laugh out loud and generally just funny then duke has done well and served his purpose.Unless there are some gamekilling bugs that dont bode well.