I have been bored so over the last 3 days I made a Wallpaper for my Computer from PDZ [Perfect Dark Zero... suprise suprise you all know that Joanna is for me what Patrick is for Mel], I have spent around 5 hours making this in my little art style. Tell me what you think. The Links are included because that the TV.Com Blog sucks at posting big pictures.

Old http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j23/TheRedneck14/Screensavers/PerfectDarkZero3.jpg



New http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j23/TheRedneck14/Screensavers/JoannaDarkPDZMYWALLPAPER.jpg

I have just wrote me 209th Review on TV.Com [The Season 8 Episode of "South Park" "Goobacks".] and I am also outnumbering some of the heavy hitters on here, I got almost twice the Reveiws of Stu and since I last checked I am beating Mel by a lot [Stu is Lv 49/50 and Mel is 52/53]. Looks like I have ont thing I lead on, Mel is killing most of us in posts and contributions and Blogs and Stu is a trusted leader and a great reveiwer but I just crank out reveiws [and I have almost reached 2000 posts, I have 1971 posts]. Compare that to my Gamespot account which has around 266 posts and 15 reveiws [Lv 7].
 

Sweet I'm the Church Lady now, "Isn't that Special" [churchlady smirk]. And there is 1 more week untill the Nintendo Wii arrives in stores and I reccomend all of you get it, it is 250 dollars and get Legend of Zelda Twilight: Princess while youre there.

[JB's note:  Thank you Mike on Myspace for sending me this]


Anybody happen to catch Nightline last night on ABC? In case you didn't, one of the hot topics discussed was MySpace. It is no secret to anyone who reads the newspaper or watches the 6 o'clock news that MySpace has been in the limelight because of "sexual predators" trying to "abduct and corrupt" the youth of the world. To this I say ********! I see dozens of profiles a day showing 14 year old girls dressed like sluts, wearing four inches of make up and 32 layers of eyeliner, displaying their age as 18 years old and profile lines stating "Oh, I'm So Sexy" or "Hey There, Wanna Check Up On It?" Come on! The youth of today's world are already corrupt enough due to the undying need to be "older" than they really are. I seriously doubt there are tons of people on MySpace stalking "innocent young girls" who just happen to have tramped up profiles and ages 4 years greater than their own. On Nightline, there was a story of a 12 year old girl who was a drug-addict and attributed it all to MySpace. She claims that Myspace allowed her to easily find drug dealers in her area, as well as older men to have sex with her. Now, at the age of 14, she has been checked into a drug-rehabilitation clinic and has been away from her family for 5 months. Her parents would rather place the blame squarely on the shoulders of MySpace instead of their daughter, who even admitted that at the age of 12, had already tried weed, crack, X, and had slept with numerous guys older than herself...but of course, it wasn't her fault, it was all because of MySpace. One again, COME ON! When are parents and children going to stop passing the blame and grow up enough to take responsibility for their actions and the actions of their children.. Parent;s, monitor your children online, take some responsibility for YOUR children. Children, if a profile name sounds like something that comes out of a cheap horror movie, like "DARK ANGEL OF DEATH WHO EATS THE BRAINS OF GIRLS"...chances are you DO NOT WANT TO ADD THEM AS A FRIEND. Apparently there is new legislation in Congress now to block MySpace in all public schools and public libraries across the United States. All because little girls want to act grown and don't want to accept the consequences and parents don't want to accept the fact that their "innocent little girls" are posing as 18 year old crack whores trying to buy drugs. Eventually, if this continues, MySpace could be totally outlawed from the Internet. Restrictions will be put in place in order to make MySpace "safer". I don't know about you, but I use MySpace to keep in touch with my family and friends, use it for messages, and just to have a space that is my own. Just because some children want to act grown, does that mean I may have to eventually give up my MySpace? If you feel the same way I do, please, repost this in your blogs or bulletins, or both as "STOP BLAMING MYSPACE". If enough people post this and spread the word, maybe people will get the picture and stop blaming MySpace for every little thing that their children do wrong. As user of MySpace, we should all repost this and take some sort of action. This is not a chain letter, and nothing will happen to you if you don't repost this in 321654987 seconds. However, of all bulletins you will read today, I am sure that this one is the only one that actually has a point to it. A 14 year old girl, and her mother have filed a law suit against Myspace.com(what?) because she was sexually assaulted by another user. She said he lied by saying he was on the high School football team, and THAT gained her trust. Obvisiously if thats all it took to gain her trust, she easily trust pretty much anybody and anyone. She's suing Myspace.com for $30 million because she believes myspace has poor security. WHAT A CROC! Myspace is not a babysitting service, take responsiblity for your own actions!!! What happened to her is a terrible thing and should never happen to anyone period. Where were her parents? Why are they not held responsible for what thier daughter does in thier own home? Myspace has many many ways of blocking out/screening people, some are: you have to ACCEPT the person you may or may not know as well as deny people you do or do not know, you can have certain sercurity measures added like asking for last name and email address, you can block a person, you can only associate with people you ALREADY know or simply you can NOT be on MySpace if you lack common sense. Pass this on if you support Tom, and Myspace.com. It's about time adults take responsibility for their own children, instead of blaming it on someone else.

I finaly got my "The Best of Dana Carvey" SNL DVD. And it is great I reccomend you all get it if you don't have it. I was also amazed to see Miller in more than Weekend Update.
 

[Revans Note: I posted this on TV.com because I WANT to be flamed for it, hell I enjoy being debated. So feel free to insult me in any way you want for this I wont hold it against you]


Thursday, November 09, 2006

Rant's of a DUMB ASS 162 "Republican Aftermath How to Heal: The next two Years of TERROR!"

Ronald Regan: "We need Bold Colors not Pale Pastels."

Rush Limbaugh: "Republicans lost not Conservatives."

Sean Hannity: "We need to go back to the Regan Conservative, the Gingrich Conservative."

Tommy Ryan: " I need the most sympathy. I live in the Comiewealth of Marxistchuchets. Thats Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Daval Patrick.... Ehhhhhh.... SOMEONE BEHEAD ME!!!!:("

Me: "**** IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT AAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!"

My Dad: "Just wait they will **** it up and we will get back in and have to fix their mess."

Well the Elections are over, Allen got beaten by Webb, Hillary flew back in, Robert "KKK" Byrd **** on their head, Tommy is going to behead himself living at Commiechusets the home of Teddy, Johnnie and Daval, and I am still punching my hands and ready to strike in vengance. As you can see I posted some quotes above of 2 heroes of mine, Sean and Rush, I also did one of former President Ronald Regan, my teammate in this war against ******** Tommy, myself and my UberConservative dad who makes the molds for plane parts at a foundry [he serves America :)]. As it says above I beleive the reason we lost is that the GOP has been **** up for the last 2 years, we spent too much and were to weak on the Boarder, we are lucky we got the 700 mile Fence up. Hell people thought that Democrats would be better on lowering Taxes and fixing the Deficit [just wait buddy], those are ******* Conservative issues, hell the Republican party was founded on lower taxes, strong defense, smaller goverment and robust ecconomy and we have improved. But in the last 2 years we ****** up a Decade of leadership and let these wimps who will pull out, raise taxes, do EVERYTHING wrong for the Ecconomy, hire ****** Judges, put in "Revolving Door" Prisons and Borders, Let Hillary and Nancy run for President and make us look softer than the ******* in France. Hell you watch "Leno", he said "Arizona voted to make English the Offiocal Language" AND PEOPLE STARTED LAUGHINNG WHAT THE ****!!! That is not funny it is a necessity and I am tired of saying "pablo no que espanol por favor gimmie my ******* Fries **** weed or I will report your inept ass to the Manager and I hope the door hits you in the ass on the way out". Also in AZ there is a "Dream Act" being made since a Ballot was passed that kept Illegal's in AZ in school from getting benifits, they want to kill it. Do you want ignorant little border jumping ******** in America NO! [OOOHHHHHH!!!!! HE SAID "*******" KILL HIM!] Hell the Libbies don't want there to be an ID to vote, well that is how they recruit, they are the party *Man hands me a list* of **... African Americans, *... Mexican Americans, **... Aisans, ***** *... New York Times Reading Americans, ***... Native Americans, b... the Homeless, hip... flower children, **... femminists, soccer m... concerned Americans... **** Criminals and everyone else America dosen't need [in case you dont get it I was making fun of how ***** they get at Racial Slurs]. The Lib's are helping Terrorists and these little unlikelable empty skulled cluster ***** are trying to confuse and confound the American people. They tried to remove the words "Under GOD" from the Pledge and the 10 comandmants from the Supreme Cour, now I don't know about you but I would rather have the Bible Thumping Warmongers than some Athiest war fearing **** sucking tax hiking *****. Now where WE ****** up was spending like a drunken sailor, being afraid to defend ourselfs and letting the Liberals hit us while we were down and we need to get back to where the Republican Party started or get the Democratic Party to finaly get along with us. The 2 parties should stop fighting a Political War and try to ******* get along like they were intended to. But untill then I will support the GOP because I stand for lower taxes, strong border security, powerfull national defense, small goverment and good judges who wont sob at the sight of a dead puppy. And seeing how Bush is trying to defend himself and being more Non Partisan [by the way if you belive that the Lib's will be "Non Partisan" then look at "TheDailyCos" or "MoveOn.Org" and all the other idiot bloggers [I just put a bullseye on myself saying that] by hanging out with Nancy Pelosi and negotiating you know he is scared because he wants to keep his good job going, he has worked hard and him nor do I want all of that work ****** up because that the Athiests are back in power. Just rember this, if I hear the words "President ELECT Hillary Rodham Clinton" in 2008 I will cut my **** off and eat it. Tommorow I will post my stance on all of the issues, I will also try to get up a new version of the Talkshow I wrote a while ago and what I think of how the elections here in AZ went. Good day loyal readers.

This is how I dressed up. Sorry thta the picture quality aint that great it was taken on my friends camera phone, when I get a camera I will take a better one. That beard is fake, I have a mullet wig on, and I am wearing my American Flag hat. I lost the contest since the guy didnt say anything to me... bastard.

Copy these into your sig.

Stuff I quoted from a page on GameFaqs.


"Stupid Sony fan: Hahaha it looks like Gamecube graphics!

Me: You do realise the GameCube actually has a stronger graphics chip than the PS2?

SSF: Wai no it doesn't (I live in England where, contrary to popular belief, people have no idea how to speak english)

Me: And what are you basing that on?

SSF: I once played a game on it where you couldn't even see the gun in the person's hand, and I couldn't get it to fire anyway.

Me: Maybe it was a game without a gun?

SSF: Hahaha only a Gamecube would have a game crap enough to not have a gun. That's why PS2 sold better than Gamecube and Sony have made hundreds more money than Nintendo.

Me: Actually companies make money from the games sold. They tend to make a loss on the consoles.

At this point everyone burst into hysterics. Man, chavs are dumb."

"I have a guy like that in my school. I have two select conversations:

Him: I'm thinking of buying a PSP from uruguay.

Duke(one of my friends): Why don't you buy a DS instead?

Him: DS is crap! You need to hold a pen to play!

Me: Then explain to me, oh holder of wisdom, why DS is selling PSP 10 to 1 in...well, anywhere.

Him:DS sucks, it has no games!(dodging the attack)

Me:PSP has all the games you'd want if you wanted a PS2 that loads for more time than it's battery life lasts.

Him:What games does the DS have, then?

Duke: Nintendogs, New Super Mario, Zelda, soon to be, Final Fantasy III, Dragon War-

Him: PSP has a game way better than that: It has GTA!!!! *my brain commits suicide in knowing that such stupid people exist*

sorry if I'm a bit biased against the PSP, it's just that I see way too many people buying it for the movie function, then they find out that DVDs don't fit in it, and complain to anyone that has the ability to hear. The second one(slightly shorter)

Him:Mmm...Super Smash brothers Melee, I think I'll get a Gamecube, then.

Duke: Why don't you wait and get a Wii?

Him: Wii is crap!!!(he's amazingly predictable)

Me: Oh good God...why is that? Him: Because it has no games on it.

Me: No games? Are you aware that the damn thing has 27 lauch titles, not to mention other games coming out, and, if you don't like them, you can download NES, SNES, Genesis, Turbographix and N64 games on it, and play GCN disks?

Him: An Xbox 360 is way better, cause then I can play all the games from the Xbox on it. Me:*doesn't even correct him, and promises to laugh of his disgrace when he finds out that almost no good games are playable, and, moreso, that he doesn't even have an original Xbox to play*"

Gaming fourms are always funny when you find fanboys, and for all of you Gamespoters reading this rember to hunt down the idiots for me ;)

These two crappy pics are from Halloween last nignt in my back yard. Sadly those were the last two poloroid pictures in the camera and now we need to get a ******* digital... Well the top one is a redneck [forgot the gun], then I washed it off, and took off the Dennis Miller wig and just put some tape on a fake mustache and got my hair wet and "Earl-fied" it. If you are wonderign what I did for Halloween, I went with the idiot [Trevor] and we just screwed around and sadly I did not get a lot of candy... I know it is hard to see but there is a pen and a fake list in my pocket on the shirt [list isnt visible] and I will scan the list and put it on here soon.