Hey everyone!

Short blog today. I was just out Wiki surfing and I came across this old video, remember it? I do! I hadn't seen it in about 4 years so I was laughing and remembering! I remember that guy, he got famous and I read now that figures show that the it is like the 2nd most watched vid in history! I don't know how accurate these numbers are, but Wikipedia usually don't let me down!;)

Anyway, tomorrow it's the Swedish national day, so I'm of school. It feels nice; I could really use the extra sleep! I have to go take a walk with sibling unit B in the morning though, but he's sweet so it will be fun.

And what was that? You want another House quote? Ah, well ok, why not!:P

Dr. Cameron: (Talking about reasons why Forman's affected with the deadly decease and they're not) ... Foreman's black.
House: What? How long have you been sitting on this information?

Comment me green! *hugs*

Hey girls!

A week ago I visited the kittens for the first time. Today we went there again and we picked one out! It's actually done! We're getting a kitteh!:D Feather and Lillypad wanted blurry pics, so here!:P

Here she is, Princess Consuela Banana Hammock!

Here she is again, she looks a little scared, but she's tough!:D

Here is her brother.

And here is her very sleepy sister!

As I have understood, many of you were not that positive to the name!:lol: Well, to clear it up for you, it's from "Friends". In the last season Phoebe gets married to Mike and goes to change her last name. In the queue she hears that you can change it to anything you want, something that she takes advantage of..."Apparently you can change it to anything you want. So I thought, all right, here's an opportunity to be creative. So meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock." *giggles* cl*ssic Phoebe! (Hey, they censored that!)

Anyway, today was a great day! Instead of having swedish and math, we went swimming!:D

I took a pic, cuz all the water-lilly pads reminded me of Lillypad!:D

So we swam and then we went back and had lunch. After that the day past by really fast and now it's almost Thursday, meaning it's less than a week from summer brake! I am so excited!

*hugs* And just because I'm feeling generous, here is a House quote!:P

Wilson: You really need to get some.
House: I get some "some" all the time. Why do you think I always need to borrow "some" money.

Comment me Green! *huggles*

Hey all.

Ok. Blogging on Lillypad's request, and also a little to make the creepy pic disappear!:P Sassy wanted me to post some quotes from my real life (Yes, I've actually got one).

So here, a text from "Ucanthandleme productions", I proudly present: Ellen's life in a nutshell

Me:*goes into cl*ssroom* *sees teacher doing the Spanish ESC Chikichiki dance* :shock:
Hanna: *gets into cl*ss room also* ... Ellen what's wrong? You look like you have had a close encounter with death!
Me::| *shakes* Hanna. You don't ever want see what I have just experienced...*cries*

Alva: *laying on back... for some reason*
Tina: *jumps on Alva... for some reason* TICKLE!
Me: :lol:
Alva: :lol: Tina, stop it! You're like pumping out my period!
Me and Tina: :shock: ... Eww...

Me and Paul: *Duct tapes Erik's hands together*
Erik: *struggles for like 10 minutes* *fails* *looks at everybody in a "someone? Anyone?" way* *sees that no one will help* Ehm... WUEEEE!
Me and Paul: *worried* Oh-key... *leaves*

Me: *in bathroom* *sees washing machine with the words "candy" on after watching Cockroaches*
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Mother: *hears a scream* *sees me running* Ellen?!
Me: Damn you washing machine! *cries*
Mother: Ehm... *gets worried*

*ex-teacher comes by with his son*
Me: Aww! Hey Casper! *cuddles*
Alva: He's so adorable! *touches leg* OMG! I wish my legs were as smooth!

*in cl*ssroom, playing charades* *teacher trying to come up with something to write*
Teacher: *starts to smile manically and giggle*
Me: Oh, look at that grin! What now!?
Douglas: *getting the paper* :lol:
Everyone: *tries to guess* *figures it out* Eww!!!
Teacher: What?! What's wrong with "Rolle (our nick for him) gets a sex change and starts to dance ballet"?!
Everyone: *again* Ewww!
Me: Rolle, the images are too creepy to handle, even for me! *shudders at the idea of teacher in dress*

*Dad gets home from store all excited*
Me: What's up, dad?
Dad: Ellen, come quick! Look what I got! *holds up a roll of yellow table paper*
Me: *not so impressed* Wow, how fun... For the Easter?
Dad: Yes! I can't wait until we can put it on!:D
*a few hours later, kitchen, night*
Dad: I can't wait any longer, I gotta put it on!
Me:*still not too impressed* Ok, let's do it!
Dad: *puts it on*
Me: Wow, ehm, it's absolutely...
Dad: ... Awful. That is seriously the ugliest thing I have ever seen! That's incredible, what the h*ll is that?! Very ugly.
Me and dad::lol::lol:

*in school, after the love project presentation*
Me: So, Hanna, how'd it go?!:D
Hanna: Fine, ehm, your dad...
Me: What did he do now?:lol: Did he behave?
Hanna:... Ehm... He started to talk about homosexuality in animals...
Me::roll: How could I be so naïve thinking he'd act normal for once!?:lol:

Me: *To pregnant teacher* what have you done here? *points to sore with surgical tape over on arm*
Pia: Yeah, I removed the little lump because Savannah (girl in my cl*ss) thought it was freaky...
Me: Couldn't you have removed this lump too while you were at it!*points to belly*
Pia: :lol: Haha, Ellen you little prick!:P

*Me sleeping over at Erika's*
Erika: *in the shower*
Me:*hears voices in the shower*ehm...:? *goes to check*
Erika: *standing with a shampoo bottle raised in the air* ... And I'd like to thank my family and friends that always have supported me...
Me::shock: ... :lol: Erika, are you rehearsing an award speech?! :lol::lol::lol:
Erika: Ahhh!*closes door*
Me: *still laughing *ss out*

Me: Dad! What's for dinner?
Dad: I don't know... Want some cake?
Me: We can't eat that for dinner!!
Dad: Yeah, you're right; I'll go to the store and get some chocolate too!
Me: :shock:

*Me and Hanna not so discretely trying to copy our heads in the copier*
Hanna: *practically shouting* Oh, I really need to study for the test! It's so good you agreed on copying your notes for me!
Me: *again, almost shouting* Yeah!
Hanna:*shoves my head into the copier**giggles*
Me: *giggles* *whispers*shut up Hanna, you are making me laugh!
Hanna: *whispers* Done, now it's my turn! *gets head shoved in the copier*
*giggling*
*Again, not very discretely trying to leave**giggling*

Ellen's life in a nutshell, now on VHS and DVD!...:P

Ok, so this is my everyday life. I agree with Lil; "I am surprised you haven't turned out weirder than you actually are!" Thanks for that input! *thinks about the innuendo:P*

And just for the hell of it, here is the "dominatrix name list" and the "stripper name list". Yes, we now have that too!:P

Ellen: Madame Rocky
Lillypad: Mistress Whoreaxe
Leila: Madame Rose
Feather: Lady Heather
Kiki: Princess Kiks
Sas: Lady Sassy

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Ellen: Diamond dust
Lillypad: Tinkerbell
Leila: Jade
Feather: Rose
Kiks: Kitty Kiks
Sas: Sassy
Charcoal: Cherry
Jen: Humming byrd

Why do we even create this stuff?! Well well, it's funsies to make the lists.:P Wanna join in the lists? PM or comment me.

And announcement! I am making a Grissom/ Doc Robbins fic just for the sake of f*cking with Kiks and Feather.:lol: Haha, I'll give you the link when it's done!:P It will probably be a while, but I swear on Leila's life (Mwuhaha, this is for you teasing me about GH!) that it will be done!:P

Hugs guys, comment me green!:D

Feather is so going to regret the day when she messed with me!... Today that is!

While I was at my mums you came up with all the "Go (name) yourself!" I asked Feather what they meant, but she wouldn't tell me! I begged and begged but she still wouldn't say! So here is my revenge!:twisted: I have taken a highly valued man in your life and ruined him for you. Mwuhahah!:twisted:

He desires you Feather, go get him!:P

Yeah, that's right! This is the new Greg, you better get used to him! Yes, I have a hard time letting things go, how many times do I have to tell you!:P This is what happens if you mess with me! Now, cam anybody be kind enought to tell me what it means?:D Thank you!*glares at Feather*

:P Cookies for the first one to tell me the meaning of "go (name) yourself!"

Don't they look delicious?! They're only an answer away!:D

*hugs*

TODAY IT'S THURSDAY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! THREE WEEKS OF GETTING MY NO LIFE BACK!:D WOOHOO! WOOP! YAY!

Ok... I have calmed down now! I have missed you so much! More then you could ever imagine!*hugs*I have missed the random talks, the geeky discussions, the sleeptyping, the weird posts and the crazy AIM talks, but most of all, the love!:D You guys are amazing, you know that? I haven't even been gone that much and still I missed you terribly! So, today I'm giving back! That means PARTY! But not just another party; but a love party!:D The presents you ask? Well, what isn't better than hugs, kisses and love?! *hugkisslovehugkisslovehugkisslove*

I love you guys!

Ehm, as many of you know, I might get a kitten!:D We went looking at this very cute litter of kittens yesterday and oh god! So cute! *dies* Here are some pics!

Here is one of the mother! :D

So, here it is, me living up to my promise about taking crappy and blurry pics!:lol: It was pretty dark and they wouldn't stop moving. This was the result!:P (Thank you for the help Charlie!:D)

I'm going there again on Wednesday. They were only two weeks old and hadn't gotten any personality yet, hopefully next week isn't too late to call dibs on one! *crosses fingers* If not, then we will!:D And we'll name her *ahem* "Princess Conusuela Bananahammock"! :P Imagine a non TVoholic like us hearing that! You do not want to see the reactions! :lol:

I'll be looking forward to the next few weeks, look forward to spend some time with you!:) *huggles* Ashmahala!

Hey all! So here is the real blog I was planning to write, 'till Leila threatened to break my arm. (She didn't really:P) That's my new excuse for everything, isn't it just sweet!:lol: And because my blog is still f'cking with me I have to link the pics instead of just showing them!:roll: *shakes fist at problem, whatever that is!*

I hate not being able to be here all the time, but as I said in the last blog, Thursday!:D Woop!

I was planning to tell you a story. It's a story about a girl named Ellen and her stalker friend Hanna.:lol: ...Yeah, if you haven't already figured it out, it's about me.:P Me and Hanna hung out together yesterday and some things happened and it was so funny, I just have to tell you!:lol:

We had nothing to do, so we decided to take a trip to "Hammarbybacken". It's a giant hill originally made out of garbage, but now it has all turned to dirt and is used as a skiing hill on the winter. We packed some food to make it into a pick nick, took her dog and went. That little bugger's got very short legs so we had to walk very slow!:lol: But after a while we got there, very hungry by then. I was like "Should we take the path or what?" And she answered" No, let's just walk directly" Ok, I thought... I had forgotten what it was like!

For an hour we struggled up that hill! That's Hanna!

It was almost impossible! For every metre I got closer to the top, I fell down a half one! It was so hard and the dog looked like it was going to die!:lol: But it was worth it, cuz this is the view!:D

When we finally got to the top we spread the blanket out and began to pack up the food. Hanna let me hold the greaseproof paper with the cookies on until she could pick out her sandwiches. Boy was that a mistake! I held them and took a piece of the sandwich, and then I hear a "plopp". Yeah, the cookies fell in our drink! And Hanna was like laughing and screaming "Ellen, you moron! The juice! And the cookies! I had been looking forward to them!" And I was laughing so hard at my own clumsiness and at the cookies dissolving into this goo in my glass, when I feel a jerk in my hand; Of course was it the dog snitching the sandwich out of my hand!:lol: So there I sit with nothing to drink, no cookies and no sandwich. Hanna and I laughed until we cried at the whole thing; there was nothing else to do! We sat there for... I don't know how long and just laughed, we couldn't even breathe!

When I got home I was hungry, thirsty, dirty, tired and sweaty, and I got two GIANT green grass stains on my knees! :lol:

But, on top of all this, and here comes the icing! During the whole day; when I was walking there, climbing up the hill, acting clumsy, laughing and walking back there, I had the French ESC song in my head! LMAO!:lol: It was literally playing in the background the whole time!

What a day!:P

Long time, no seen! I am missing you guys!:( I was going to post the wh*re list tomorrow, because I was going to blog then either way, but Leila and Feather forced me! *shakes fist* So remember, proper one tomorrow, tune in!

Ok! So here is the wh*re list! Remember that anyone can join, just PM me and I'll update! If you want to add something, PM me aswell!

*hugs* I miss you, but on Thursday I return to my dear father, but more importantly, my dear computer!:P

Hey all.

I am disappointed in myself for waiting so long to post a new blog!:( If I had the time and I would do it a lot more often!

Today was a great day!:D When I woke up this morning I thought it would be a totally crappy day, again! Because I had been sleeping very badly and woken up a bunch of times:( But, then I just decided that "no! Today I will be disgustingly positive!":P You know, madly and so not believebly happy like in the tooth paste commercials:P And it worked!:D My first cl*ss is usually Spanish on Wednesdays, but my teacher had told us she would be away today, so I got a sleep in morning! So my first cl*ss became PE. We played handball and I love playing sports!

Then I had Swedish, and I got my writing test results back! And Woo woo! What do you know, I get a FRIKKIN MVG! I got so happy!:D Yay! *dances another tango with Lil* It was really good and I think that with all the MVGs in swedish I got this semester, I might be able to raise my grade! I really hope so, because I have worked my butt off! But anyway, that obviously didn't take the whole cl*ss, so we played charades:P I sucked but there were a lot of laughs!:D Then the rest of the day just went by and I have forgotten all about: House being cancelled yesterday, Lillypad's letter not arriving, me being very tired, stress and all other things in general that makes life sucky!:P Today is happyday! And the crappy book I was reading, I suffered trough every last one of the pages, but now I'm done! Woop woop!

Tomorrow we'll be outside the whole day, doing athletics... Did I mention I can't do that!:P But it doesn't matter, cuz I am happy!:D So hugs to everyone! *dances*

And to break the whole "just updating the blog and y'all with stuff you don't really want to hear" pattern, I'll pull a Lil!

To pull a Lil=being all emotional and touchy feely

Here is something for everyone in the wendy bunch!

I'll start of with Lil: Here is a Lilly for my Lilly!

Here is something for m'dear Feather!

Look, he wants a kiss:P

Lovely Leila might want some of this!

Jealous of the snow and the cold?:D

This could come in handy for Kiks!

Here is for you to lock your door and get AIM without your mom noticing:P

Jen is never on, and therefor is going to get some of this!

I'm giving you time!

Sassy was feeling left alone, so here!

Charlotte is getting this!

Everyone else, I love you too, but I'm too lazy!:P I'll see you around!*hugs*

Gah! I finally had the chance to post a blog! Anyway, yay!:P So here is an update of what's going on.

This week has been so crappy! I never thought it would end! I am so tired ALL THE TIME! but then, when I lie in bed, I can't sleep! That makes me stressed and even less able to sleep! Arg!:evil: I have also been ill, I caught the Feather cyberbug! But it meant one day at home talking to Leila on AIM, so I'm not complaining!:P

Today I thought I would explode at my textiles teacher, I really don't like her! We have nothing in common: she is stupid, I am not. She lives to sew, I hate it. She never laughs, I can't stop it. She hates me, I hate her. So, to sum things up; she is ecklie, I am wendy.:P She has now forced me to embroider! Why!? Oh, horrible life! *cries* I never done anything to her!:cry:

But, I got my maths results back! VG+! Damn you, careless mistakes:P, I could have gotten a better result I think! But we'll see, we'll see... I am happy though! I mean, there are people who go trough their whole life never getting anything better than G, so!:D BUT I GOT AN MVG ON MY BOOKRAPPORT! YAY! I read "Over the nightgale floor" You ever read it? Fairly good...

The sun and good weather has disappeared! It was so hot for like a week, it was so sunny and beautiful! Now it RAINS! Noo!:cry: I hope last years summer weather don't repeat itself! It SERIOUSLY rained all summer!:lol: God, what do you have to do to get some redness around here?!:P Yeah, that's right. I CAN'T tan! I only get red!:P

I'm stuck with an awful book, too! *shakes fist at author*

I got my new cell on Wednesday! Yay! It doesn't matter so much to you, but it means I can post more pics! :D So you'll have to bear with crappy (and probably more blurry pics than Lillypad takes:lol: in the future!)

My friend, Hanna, is also one of those persons who gets addicted to things now and then. But, the difference is, she gets obssesed with people! She's currently in to this guy who was in the Swedish version of "Britain's got talent". He's one year younger than me and my friend, but yeah, he's hot. So she is currently stalking him!:lol: She managed to find his cell phone number and calls him, but he always hangs up on her! It's so frikkin hilarious! Poor little kid!:lol: Here is a link! I personally thought this girl rocked!

But the worst is... Being away from you! I ashmahala you! I didn't think it would be this hard! :cry: Miss you so much! I can't wait to come back to my dad!

Hey all!:D

Just a short one to tell you what I've been up to. Today I was at a marriage counsellor! :lol: For my project in school about love. We're doing "How to create agood relationship" :P And yesterday I watched CSI, it was "Goodbye and goodluck"!:cry: As I did last time, I cried like a baby. But I was kinda out of tears and emotions after my attack yesterday!:lol: I lost it at one of my cl-ssmates! Here is the story: My mum was adopted, but her biological parents were Jews. And since my mother is Jewish, legally that makes me Jewish too. I don't know, that's just how it is.*shrugs* Anyway. It was right before my Spanish cl-ss and I was just sitting and waiting; minding my own business. It was a fight going on just outside of the cl-ssroom, but I didn't bother to check why. This guy in my cl-ss storms off, but then all of sudden, I hear him calling the guys he's fighting with "F*cking Jews!" and I just loose it. I fly out of my chair and storms up to him and just, "What the h*ll do you think you're saying!?!" He looks at me saying "what they always tease me cuz I'm from Norway." in a joking way. I scream right to his face, "How can you compare Norwegians to Jews!? How the f*ck can you compare Oslo to Auschwitz?! Norwegians wasn't suppressed for decades and forced to hide in tiny little cellars, gassed to death because of their mere origin! You are so insensitive! I may not have known anyone killed in the war, but that doesn't make what you just said the tiniest less horrible!"

After the cl-ss he came up to me and apologized, I had never seen him apologize in his whole life before. He's one of those guys that can't. So now I'm not mad at him anymore, but that doesn't mean I have forgotten!:evil:

Anyways... I miss you guys! It's lonely without you!*cries*