"they said they'd kick me out if I showed up with that many packages."
Please tell us that you fired back, "And that's why you're probably going to be shut down soon." USPS should be thrilled that someone still needs them. The only thing I get in my mail box are ads, bills (which I can check online), and notices from the office saying I have a package to pick up.
Whatever happened to "If you don't like it, don't buy it"? Is it because it was female?? Make a male version. Is it the statue itself??? Buy a game not meant for adults, or better yet, buy just the game instead.
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