Oh man, oh my way to the mall today during my lunch break, I was driving, and I was calling a radio station to request a song, and out of the corner of my eye I see this huge ugly brownish-red spider scurring up my wind shield. I AM SOOO AFRAID OF SPIDERS!!! I freaked out, and threw my phone, and got the closest thing I could find (which was a crumbled up tissue) and closed my eyes and prayed I hit the damn' thing, and just sqwashed it. Luckily enough, I did not get into an accident, and the spider was history, I am so proud of myself. Believe it or not, that was SOO hard for me to do.

OMG! I just got back from the mall (I usually go there every day during my lunch break to do some x-mas shopping). Well anways, I went to the ATM to get some money, and there was this lady standing in front of me and she was flipping out on the ATM, well everyone waiting in line to use it finally realized that there was no money left inside the ATM. Well there were 3 spainish guys behind me...they could talk English & Spainish. Well they were saying stuff in spainish behind me...and as I left to go to some stores, I didn't realize it, but they were following me. I just ended up going to Pretzel Time/Mrs. Fields and waited for food. Then as I was leaving the mall, I hear those spanish voices again, so I turned my head and there they are staring and smiling at me. YUCK! I hate guys that do that!!! It was scary & creepy ::shivers::

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

I am giving  my boyfriend a second chance. I mean today he donated $250 to charity for kids who's parents can't afford x-mas presents. And he did that cause he said he was going to stop stealing, and money means so much to him, so if he didnt do that, he wouldn't of been serious of what he meant. Only time will tell if he truely will change or not. I mean, I really do love him and all

I don't know if I should stay with my boyfriend or not. I've been with him for 10 months on Sunday, and I love himsbe selfish, and he steals from stores a lot, and I hate that, I see no point in it, and he tends to lie to me about him stealing so I don't yell at him, even though he needs it. For the most part we have an honest relationship, but lying is a huge part to me, along with loyalty. I mean every boyfriend I had before him, lied and cheated on me. So I've been pretty ripped up and broken.

I was just forced to go see BORAT! I didn't want to see it, and now I know why. He tries WAY to hard. It's not funny when they stretch it out like that. The whole thing seemed staged, which made it even worse. DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY!!!!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

I am suppose to see "Stranger than Fiction" tonight, with Will Ferral and Queen Latifia. Sorry on the spelling errors.

I hate Will Ferral, but this movie looks uber good. It is in Boston, the worst place in Massachusetts to go into at night. Talk about locking those chasity belts.