I went to my friend's slumber party last night :D

We went to her house for pop, pizza, and presents, and then we went to Bell's Skating Rink for 4 hours of skating :D It was fun, but I couldn't skate because my foot hurt :cry: :evil: It was okay though because I sat at a table with my other friends Cassie and Chelsea :D We played ice hockey on the table using ice cubes from our pop :lol: But then Cassie spilled the pop on me and it looked like I wet myself :evil: I put ice down Stephanie's back when she wasn't looking, and she got really mad at me and chased me down the hallway :lol: It was hilarious :lol:

When we got back to Stephanie's house, we played Guitar Hero 3 and watched TV until about 4 in the morning :shock: We also had a Cheese Puff war and we threw them at each other :lol: Everyone threw them at me because I was the hyper one :evil: :lol:

Everything was going fine until Chelsea went home in the middle of the night :cry: She lost her voice at Bell's and then she started not feeling well when we fell asleep, so she went home before we woke up :(

1. Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
2. Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
3. If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.
4. That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?
5. When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
6. You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
7. This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.
8. Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
9. Stop your swearing and just breathe.
10. Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.
11. Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.
12. You don't have the guts to pull that trigger.
13. I'm sure glad you're the one going through this!
14. It doesn't look that painful.

1. I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
2. I used to come here all the time with my ex.
3. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
4. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
5. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
6. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
7. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
8. You must be on your period because you didn't look this fat when I asked you out.
9. I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.
10. Wait till my wife hears about this!

1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
5. Can you please pass me the remote control?
6. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
7. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
8. Do you get any premium movie channels?
9. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
10. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
11. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
12. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
13. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
14. You're almost as good as my ex!
15. Now I know why he/she dumped you...
16. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
17. I have a confession...

1. Are you saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
2. Hey dad, are there any openings at your office?
3. I'm converting!
4. I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
5. I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
6. Who are you again?
7. I need more money for my gambling ring.
8. Hold on a second, I have to get rid ofa body.
9. Have you ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.. I can't bre-
10. I'd love to talk to you, but I have more important things in my life to do.
11. Hey mom, you know how you and dad got married at 20, well...
12. This is my home away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two kids and - um, forget what I just said.
13. I just can't take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaah! (Click)
14. When are you coming to visit! I really want to see you!

And you know what that means: I'm BACK!!!! :lol: :P Now you have to put up with me once again :P

I know I didn't tell you that I was moving, but (to tell you the truth) I didn't even know I was moving :lol: We were looking at houses months ago and we almost bought one of the houses. We were getting most of our stuff packed when the inspector we hired found mold :cry: After that, we started house searching again and we found this house we're living in now. We ran into a few difficulties and thought we weren't going to get it, but we did!!! :D

The internet wasn't supposed to get turned off until Friday, but when my parents found out about the snowstorm coming our way, they had it turned off on Tuesday :evil: :cry: :x We wanted to get moved in before the storm, but we didn't make it :roll: We were caught in the blizzard :lol:

The good thing about moving was my boyfriend, Zach, and my sister's boyfriend got to come and help us move :D :D :D The only bad thing about that was there weretimes whenZach and I were in different houses :( There was one time when we crossed paths though :lol: It was hilarious :P Here's what happened:

When our paths crossed, Zach ran up to give me a huge hug. When I started to leave to go to the other house, he threw out his arms and tried to grab me and then started yelling "NOOOOOO!" Kyle was right beside him watching this whole thing, so he looked from me to Zach and then grabbed the front of Zach's sweater and dragged him in the house saying "Come on, Loverboy" It's a "had to be there" thing but it was soooooooo funny!!! :lol:

So, what did I miss around here?

I know I promised to add a blog post a few days ago, but my mom turned off our internet and tv service to get ready to move, so I haven't been able to come on lately :cry: I'm only on now because I'm at school :( I promise I'll be back in a few days :( Please fill me inon anything I missed. See you Sunday or Monday! :cry: :cry: :cry:

Sorry I wasn't on at all yesterday :( We lost the internet all day and no one knows why :( I'll add another blog when I get home from school :wink:

The full title wouldn't fit, but it's actually "Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute "pants" for key words"

1. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
2. The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
3. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
4. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
5. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
6. General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.
7. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
8. TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?
9. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
10. You are unwise to lower your pants.
11. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
12. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
13. You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.
14. Luke... Help me remove these pants.
15. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
16. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
17. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

1. "Whew! That's one terrific spread!"
2. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
3. "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
4. "Talk about a huge breast!"
5. "It's Cool Whip time!"
6. "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
7. "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
8. "Are you going to come again next time?"
9. "Just wait your turn! You'll get some!"
10. "Don't play with your meat!"
11. "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!"
12. "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
13. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
14. "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
15. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
16. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
17. "Wow! I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
18. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
19. "Just lay back and take it easy...I'll do the rest."
20. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"