I didn't have school today!!! :D We got a lot of snow and ice, so it was cancelled long before this morning :P Anyone else have a delay or closing today? :D

1. BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted.
2. CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together
3. DESSERT: The reason for eating a meal.
4. EVAPORATE: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or wash dishes.
5. FRUIT: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert.
6. REFRIGERATOR: A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner when not being used as an art gallery.
7. SODA POP: Shake 'N Spray.
8. TABLE LEG: Percussion instrument.
9. SPINACH: The gross stuff where (if eaten) will slowly eat our insides and destroy our appetites.
10. APPETIZING: Anything advertised on TV.
11. COOKIE (LAST ONE): Item that must be eaten in front of a sibling.
12. FLOOR: Place for all food not found on lap or chair.
13. FORK: Eating utensil made obsolete by discovery of fingers.

I don't drink and I don't encourage it, but I thought some of these were pretty funny :D

1. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
   --Frank Sinatra
2. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
   --Henny Youngman
3. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
   --Stephen Wright
4. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline... it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
   --Frank Zappa
5. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
   --Dave Barry

Sorry this is so short, but I still have homework to do :evil: :cry: Yes, my teachers did assign 3 or more hours of homework again :evil: :cry: :x

My school started the new trimester today and I got THREE HOURS OF HOMEWORK!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: And it's only the first day!!! :evil: Who in their right mind would assign homework on the first day when half the school didn't even get their books until the end of the day!!?? :evil: :evil: This is just pathetic....:evil: :cry:

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I just now finished watching the rest of the series on youtube :cry::cry::cry::cry: I still can't believe it's over with already, but it was still really really really good :cry: Another thing I can't believe is I wrote reviews for every single episode :shock: I just need to write one for the show itself :oops: :cry: Does anyone know when they're going to show the rest of the series on television? :?

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Since I was exempt from finals and didn't have school on Thursday or Friday, I went to go see some movies :D On Thursday, I went to go see 27 Dresses with my sister :D It was really good! :D I didn't expect it to be as good as it was :D Yesterday, I saw Jumper. That movie was good, but it was really scattered and some scenes were confusing and quick :(

I also saw a preview for Superhero Movie :lol: Now that looks hilarious!!! :lol: I'm going to go see it when it comes out :D

1. The company name on the building has changed 4 times and you're still in the same cube.
2. You began your job before your co-workers were born.
3. You see someone with your server on the Antiques Roadshow.
4. You're called the "Father of the MIS department" and the server room is named after you.
5. You don't need to wake up to get to work. Your car automatically drives to work and your feet automatically walk to your desk.
6. You have a chair that no one else can sit in because it has molded perfectly to your butt.
7. When you know *why* everything is the way it is, and everyone else just does it because "that's the way it's always been done."
8. You are able to understand both the Pointy-Haired Boss and Human Resources, and their ideas are sounding like they make sense.
9. The project nicknames start making sense. (Our current project names were all lifted from the middle part of "Bohemian Rhapsody.")
10. Your first reaction to any question is "Bite me."
11. You haven't had a substantial raise in two years, but have managed to accumulate five days of personal leave.
12. You can name 80 people you've worked with through the years, in a five-person office.
13. The old-timers try to scare the newbies with tales of how the building is haunted . . . and you're the main character.
14. The HR director has to purchase a separate file cabinet for your personnel file.
15. The years-served award you receive is tasteful, valuable, AND useful.
16. You're listed in the inventory, alongside the furniture.
17. The trees that they planted when you moved into the "new building" are now being removed because of old age.
18. Your PHB actually knows your name.
19. All your mistakes catch up with you.
20. Your employers generally let you know by downsizing you.

I'm sorry if anyone here finds this insulting :( It's only meant to be a joke - not to anger or upset someone.

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

15. You sing along with elevator music.

16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.

2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fudgecake.

3. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?

4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

6. Ahhh, I see the fu*k-up fairy has visited us again.

7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

8. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.

9. Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?

10. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

1. I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way any more. They leave it on the dresser.
   --- Shirley Maclaine
2. America is a country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
   --- John Barrymore
3. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
   --- Robert A. Heinlein.
4. I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
   --- Shirley Temple.
5. When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
   --- Frederick Ryder.
6. They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
   --- Garrison Keillor.
7. Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
   --- Robert Hutchins.
8. If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road.
   ---Charles Farr.
9. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
   --- Zsa Zsa Gabor.
10. When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
    --- Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.
11. Never in the history of fashion has so little material been raised so high to reveal so much that needs to be covered so badly.
    --- Sir Cecil Beaton, on mini-skirts.
12. I'm extraordinarily patient provided I get my own way in the end.
    --- Margaret Thatcher.