Guess what? It's the one year anniversary of my grandfather's heart attack:( I don't know if you guys would remember that, because I mentioned it in one of my very first blog posts:lol: That was when I really got involved with tv.com.

I have something else to say!:D I was on the phone with Zach for 4 hours last night:shock::lol: We talked from 9pm to 1am. We would have talked longer, but my phone died:evil::lol: He probably thinks I hung up on him:oops:

Stupid Bumber Stickers:

1. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
2. A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain
3. DRIVE LIKE HE1L.....YOU'LL GET THERE!!!
4. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar
5. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
6. A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
7. Guys....just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one
8. How am I driving? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-A*s
9. Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa

1. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts, so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
2. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
3. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
4. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts -- your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
6. A person, when knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
7. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
8. Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
9. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
10. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
11. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds -- unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
12. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur, will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
13. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.

1. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
2. The Chief of Police is always black.
3. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill -- just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
4. Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe.
5. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
6. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
7. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.
8. Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
9. The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective -- or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
10. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium.
11. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
12. Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.
13. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
14. It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
15. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

These are stupid things people learn from movies:

1. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
2. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
3. Most dogs are immortal.
4. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade -- at any time of the year.
5. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
6. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
7. It's easy for anyone to land a plane, provided there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
8. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off -- even while scuba diving.
9. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want, without difficulty.
10. If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition -- even if you haven't been carrying any before now.
11. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
12. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
13. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
14. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
15. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

I decided to give Zach another chance, so I asked him out:D He sounded really happy:D If he is anything like what my friends told me, then Zach must be one heck of an actor. I honestly don't think he does any of the things they told me he does.

I thought these jokes were funny:lol:

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pis*ed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving.
She gets pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."
The woman gives him her license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.

My mom sent this to me last night:lol:

Two drunks are in a bar when one of them notices a beautiful young woman sitting in the corner. One says to the other, "Jeez, I really wanna dance with dat girl."

The other drunk replies, "Go 'head and ask her, don't be thuch a chicken thit."

So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Scuse me. Would you like to boogey ooggie woogie?"

Seeing the man is totally drunk, the woman replies, "I'm sorry. Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony, and would rather sit than dance."

So the man humbly returns to his friend.

"So what did she say," asks the friend.

The drunk responded, "She said she's contipated on macaroni, and would rather sh*t in her pants."

I know I had this up yesterday, but I deleted it to add the blog about breaking up with Zach instead:( So, once again, I'm adding this blog:roll:

Here are a few examples of the stupid things people say or do in a fast food restaurant that I have experienced over the years:

1. When asking someone if they want 'Ketchup, salt, or pepper', I've gotten the response of 'both' and 'neither'.

2. When someone is ordering in drive-through, they want it to go. Don't they like our drive-through tables or something?

3. When ordering, once in a while, someone will ask what the price of something is while staring at the menu board.

4. Even though this is considered fun by some, ordering something that is a product of another place (ordering Burger King food at McDonald's) makes you look real stupid.

5. After close, we would laugh at the people who would sit at the drive-through board for more than 30 seconds not realizing that all the lights are out and no one is talking to them.

6. After sitting at the board for a couple of minutes (of course not realizing the place is closed), a fellow finally pulled up to the window and sat for another few minutes. Finally one of the crew tells him the place is closed. He asks why, failing to notice the hours that are posted 8 inches from his head.

7. Leaving a mess on the table that is next to the trash can (this also makes you look lazy and sloppy).

8. After being told that the place doesn't accept checks and/or isn't set up to handle credit cards, the customer argues with the employee that the place does.

9. It's bad enough when someone can't read, but when a customer asks what's in a combo meal when it's all in a picture above their head, I tend to question their ability to have an IQ score at or above 0 when they can't read a picture.

10. Someone ordering from the breakfast menu at lunch (or lunch at Breakfast), and then gives you a funny look when you tell them they can't have what they tried to order.

11. Someone in drive-through who doesn't want anything to drink, but then asks for water.

I'm finally 16!!!:D I'm soooooooo happy!:D Just think: Soon I'll be able to drive:twisted::lol:

I just got back:DIt was soooooooooo much fun!!!:D The only things I didn't care for were the kids kicking the back of my chair and the tour guide:roll: The tour guide had no idea what she was talking about:roll: She kept looking at the templates to see what the statue or painting was about:roll:

After we went to the museum, we went to an Italian Restaurant called Buca di Bippos (or something like that). The food was great:D I sat in a booth with my sister and my friend's boyfriend and his friend:D We got along pretty well:D I feel sorry for my sister though:lol: Here's what happened:

I tried a piece of raspberry cheesecake, but I didn't like it so I spat it out on my plate. My sister really liked the cheesecake so she ate her pieceand finished up the rest of the cheesecake. She wanted more though, so when she saw the cheesecake on my plate, she quickly grabbed it and shoved it into her mouth:shock: She didn't know it was the piece I spat out!!!:shock::lol: It was soooooooooo gross!...yet so funny:lol: She was made fun of the whole way home:lol:

Another funny thing was when we were just leaving Buca di Bippos. We were all in the bus waiting on a junior who was still in the restaurant using the bathroom. When he came back out, he thought he was locked in the restaurant because he was pushing on the door and it wouldn't open:lol: You had to pull the door open, not push it!:lol: It was so funny seeing him try to get out of the restaurant:lol: He was also made fun of on the way back home:lol:

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When I first signed up for spell bowl, I thought I would hate it, but I actually really enjoyed it:D We went to an invitational tonight and we won third place in division 2, but I don't think it will be good enough to go to state:cry: So this means this was our last meet:cry::evil:

On a happier note, I got a boyfriend:D I met him a few weeks ago at the first spell bowl meet, and he told me tonight that he liked me and wanted to go out with me:D I'm going to tell him yes tomorrow morning:D

I'm also going to Indianapolis tomorrow to view a Latin exhibit:D I'm soooooo excited!!!:D:D:D I'll tell you about it tomorrow:wink::D