@gamerx614: I didn't hear anything when I read the article. I can also honestly say I've never heard a Bull Crap, so I wouldn't know what it sounds like.

@flyincloud1116: They're all Hawt, 18 year old virgins wearing Bikini's...waiting patiently for you to seduce them...at a low rate of only $2.99/min, Visa/Mastercard accepted.

@Drizzt_79: Yes, "% of US Adults who own a game console" is exactly the crux of my witticism. There is no disclaimer on the chart above saying as a % of total population, therefore the article's renowned author, Eddie, made (can you believe it) an incorrect assumption.

@7tizz: Haven't you ever watched the Transformers? They have male and female Autobots (robots)!!! I remember (vividly) that Optimus Prime had to bang a pink female Autobot to keep her from dying.

I wish they'd get Torchlight 2. I don't care for Steam and Runic won't put the game on disk or port it to consoles. It'd also be nice if they get Civ 5. Even though that game is sold as a disk, it's just a stupid key for a crappy Steam download.

To note, $400M in sales at $60/copy is roughly 6.7M units.

@rolento25: Please reference facetious.

@mlauber: We can't all be 1%'ers like you.