This is the last of the random sayings :D It's about time too since I've been adding these for almsot a year now :lol:

1. The only thing lazy people do fast is get tired.
2. The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
3. The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby.
4. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
5. The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
6. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
7. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
8. The three most valuable words in the English language are, "I don't know."
9. The tongue weighs practically nothing ... but so few people can hold it.
10. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
11. The truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
12. The universe is a figment of its own imagination.
13. There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots, but there are no old, bold, pilots!
14. There are two kinds of pedestrians ... the quick and the dead.
15. There can't be a crisis today. My schedule is already full.
16. This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.

Yep. It's my new obsession :D My boyfriend loves this game and he was showing me these videos on youtube :D The videos looked awesome and so I tried the game :D It is AMAZING!!! :D I love it! :D Anyone else here like it? :D

Here's my favorite videos about Kingdom Hearts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySk1UCUV4bo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNAwNhlcYN4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbSmyON1f84

It has pretty good music too :D

1. Weightlifting commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up
and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once
mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them
really that serious."

5. Softball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all
over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British
crew."

8. Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator:
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife
takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

1. What's in the front of a woman and the back of a cow? The letter W
2. What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Coconut
3. What's about 6 inches long, has a vein running down it, and women love to get their hands on? A $100 bill
4. What goes in hard and solid and then comes out soft and sticky? Bubblegum
5. What is long, hard and round and sticks so far out a man's pajamas that you can hang a hat on it? His head
6. What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on three legs? Shake hands
7. What is it that a woman has 2 of and a cow has 4 of? Legs
8. What assists an erection, often has big balls hanging from it, and is also called a big swinger? A crane
9. When I go in, I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. A Dentist
10. What comes in many sizes, drips when it's not well, and makes you feel good when you blow it? A nose
11. What has a stiff shaft, has a penetrating tip, and comes with a quiver? An arrow
12. This is a useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound resulting from the well-lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice of three times a day, but often used much less. What is it? Your very own toothbrush!

These were really stupid so I had to add them :lol:

1. Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.

2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

3. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

4. What's brown and sticky? A stick.

5. Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.

6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.

7. What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.

8. What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.

9. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

10. Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"

11. How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

12. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.

13. What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

14. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.

15. What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?
A bad hare day.

16. Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?
That's because he hides well.

17. What was the centerpiece of the annual
Anorexia and Bulimnia sufferers convention?
A cake jumping out of a girl.

18. Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies.

19. Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies.

I was in my first earthquake this morning!!! :D :D :D It was AWESOME!!! :lol: It was about 5:37 this morning, and I was sleeping in my bed. I was woken up because my bed was shaking and my cross was banging against my lamp. I was still kind of groggy, so I thought I was still dreaming and I was shaking my bed :lol: It wasn't until the news came on that I realized it was the earthquake :D

There was another one when we were at school too :D It was about 11:14. I didn't feel this one though :(

11. Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on November 8.
Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?

12. Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

13. So you were gone until you returned?

14. Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there girls?

15. You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what
it looked like, but can you describe it?

16. Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

17. A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of
unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself
and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next
question."

18. Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you
examined the body of Mr. Edington at the rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you stupid, he was sitting on the table wondering
why I was doing an autopsy!

19. Have you ever thought of committing unvoluntary manslaughter?

20. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury! Please take a long,
hard look at this alleged repeat sex offender....

I posted dumb lawyer quotes before (a long time ago), but I found more! :lol:

1. Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes
quietly away and doesn't know anything about it
until the next morning?

2. Q: What heppened then?
A: He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because
you can identify me.'
Q: Did he kill you?

3. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

4. The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

5. Were you alone or by yourself?

6. How long have you been a French Canadian?

7. Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

8. Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize
that picture.
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

9. Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

10. Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage
terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

ON COURAGE:
"They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, 'Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.'"
-Cindy Crawford

ON POVERTY:
"Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery."
-Beverly Johnson

ON PRIORITIES:
"I would rather exercise than read a newspaper."
-Kim Alexis

ON HEREDITY:
"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him,' What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"
-Beverly Johnson

ON PARADOX:
"Sometimes I get lonely, but it's nice to be alone."
-Tatjana Patitz

ON INSTINCT:
"If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers."
-Carol Alt

ON OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS:
"I tried on 250 bathing suits in one afternoon and ended up having little scabs up and down my thighs, probably from some of those with sequins all over them."
-Cindy Crawford

ON THOUGHT:
"When I model, I pretty much go blank. You can't think too much or it just doesn't work."
-Paulina Porizkova

ON VERSATILITY:
"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak."
-Linda Evangelista

1. Repeatedly ask, "What was your last name again?"

2. Ask her if she's going to finish that lettuce leaf.

3. Every week, adjust her scale to add an additional pound
or two (Wait -- that's the way to *kill* a supermodel).

4. Consistently baffle her with multisyllabic words and
compound sentences.

5. Whoopie Cushion Shoulder Pads.

6. Taunt her with the Pythagorean Theorem and a slice of
pizza.

7. Follow her everywhere, mumbling, "Don't hate me because
I'm beautiful."

8. Make her wear that loose-fitting size 2 outfit.

9. Move fashion meccas from New York, Paris, and Milan to
Newark, Vladivostok, and Anchorage.

10. Constantly demand a display of her Superhuman powers.

11. Tell her that global-warming will eventually lead to the
erosion of collagen.

12. Before fixing dinner, ask her if she'd rather throw-up
meatloaf or throw-up spaghetti.

13. Keep asking, "Are you the one who's married to Billy
Joel?"