I don't really want to leave, but I think I might:cry: I'm sick of all this drama and all my friends leaving!:x I don't see any point in staying here anymore:cry: I used to have a lot of fun here, but it's not fun anymore:cry: My grades slipped last year because I spent too much time on this site, and I don't want that to happen again this year:(

I'm not leaving yet, I'm going to wait a few days or so and see how things go. If I do make up my mind and leave, I'll be sure to give you my email address so we'll still be able to talk. And you'll still be able to talk to me on livevideo if you want:)

...you can't remember how to spell I.Q.
...you can't remember the number for 911.
...you just discovered that your AM radio also works in the afternoon.
...you cannot spell 'it'
...you try to turn the light on to find a flashlight in a power outage.
...you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
...you think pigpen is something to write with.
...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.
...you frequently misspell your name
...you walk your kid to school because you are in the same grade.
...it takes you 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
...you sell your car for gas money.
...you try thinking and nothing happens.
...you think a quarterback is a refund.
...you cook minute rice for an hour.
...upon approaching a traffic sign that says 'STOP AHEAD' you reach over and grab your passenger by the top of the head.
...you lose $25 on a horse race and another $25 on the instant replay.
...you get tangled up in a cordless phone.
...you return a donut back because there is a hole in it...
...you stare at the orange juice because it says concentrate.
...you get fired from volunteer work.

My grandma took my sister and I shopping today for school clothes, and then took us to Wendy's for lunch. We ate in the car because it was packed inside:roll:

I was eating french fries when I noticed all the seagulls outside the car. I started throwing french fries at them so they could eat, but I dropped them too close to the car and they started flocking to the car:shock: They probably would have flown through the window into the car if I hadn't rolled it up:lol: When the french fries were gone, they walked and flew around the car; just waiting for me to open the window to throw out more french fries:lol:

I am now terrified of seagulls:lol::P

1. Ronald Reagan = A Darn Long Era
2. Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord or A Long-insane Warlord
3. Semolina = Is No Meal
4. Slot Machines = Cash Lost In 'Em
5. Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
6. Statue of Liberty = Built To Stay Free
7. The Country Side = No City Dust Here
8. The Conservative Party = Teacher In Vast Poverty
9. The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
10. The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
11. The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
12. The Towering Inferno = Not Worth Fire Engine
13. Western Union = No Wire Unsent
14. William Jefferson Clinton = Jail Mrs Clinton, Felon Wife
15. Year Two Thousand = A Year To Shut Down
16. To be or not to be: that is the question, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
    = In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
17. "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong
    = A thin man ran, makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

I was supposed to get another editorship yesterday, but I don't have it listed yet:( I have over 40 points for it, so I know I'm going to get it soon:wink::D This one is for Scandal.

For those of you who have no idea what an anagram is, it's a word or phrase that contains all the letters of another word of phrase in a different order:P

1. A Decimal Point = I'm A Dot In Place
2. Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
3. Animosity = Is No Amity
4. Astronomers = Moon Starers
5. Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
6. Contradiction = Accord Not In It
7. Debit Card = Bad Credit
8. Desperation = A Rope Ends It
9. Dormitory = Dirty Room
10. Eleven plus two = Twelve Plus One
11. Evangelist = Evil's Agent
12. George Bush = He Bugs Gore
13. George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
14. Leroy Newton Gingrich =Yon Right-winger Clone
15. Margaret Thatcher = That Great Charmer
16. President Clinton of the USA = To copulate he finds interns
17. Princess Diana = End Is A Car Spin

I got my 11th editorship yesterday:lol: It's for Loreena McKennitt:D She's a Celtic singer in Canada.

On Wednesday, I went to my cousins house for dinner because my "long-lost" cousins from Ohio were visiting this week. I'm not going to lie: I don't like my cousins:evil: They're out of control and loud:x Angelica is 14, but dresses like a whore; Crystal is 11, eats all the time, and loves getting us into trouble; and Sydney is 8 and never puts on clean clothes or brushes her hair or teeth:shock:

My two other cousins that I see all the time are Jason and Kyle. They're both 15.

This fued started out with Angelica ticking off Jason:roll: She took his hat away, called it ugly and stupid, and threw it across the room. Jason retaliated by calling her slutty because she was wearing a mini skirt with holes in it, high heel shoes, and a skin tight sleeveless shirt. She also wore heavy makeup:roll: Jason also wrote "SLUT" in the dust on the hood of their van:shock:

Angelica told on Jason and then went home to her dad to tell him just how "mean and cruel all of us are" and how "they don't feel welcome in our family":evil::roll: So now that half of the family isn't talking to us anymore and all the parents are arguing and sending threatening emails to each other:roll:

The only good thing about yesterday was that I got my 10th editorship:lol: It's for Larry Miller:D

I have!:lol: I was supposed to put pop in the fridge yesterday. We store the cans of pop outside in the garage, and I don't like walking back and forth carrying 4 cans at once, so I grabbed the whole case and carried it into the house.

On my way inside, a can of Diet Pepsi fell out of the case and exploded on the tile of the kitchen floor:roll: It looked like a fountain:lol: The pop got all over the counter, refrigerator, table, food, and it even got on the ceiling:lol:

I thought my mom would be mad at me, but she wasn't:) She thought it was hilarious and she laughed really hard and she accidentally peed her pants:shock::lol: She left me to clean up the mess while she changed her pants:lol: It took forever to clean up, but it was really funny:lol:

I got a new editorship yesterday:roll: What can I say, they're really addictive:oops: This one is for Jim Piddock:D He's also going to play in The Dark is Rising:D He is also my first male editorship:D

1. Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?
2. Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?
3. I need a color photograph of George Washington (Christopher Columbus, King Arthur, Moses, Socrates, etc.)
4. I need a photocopy of Booker T. Washington's birth certificate.
5. I need to find out Ibid's first name for my bibliography.
6. Why don't you have any books by Ibid? He's written a lot of important stuff.
7. I'm looking for information on carpal tunnel syndrome. I think I'm having trouble with it in my neck.
8. Is the basement upstairs? (Asked at First Floor Reference Desk.)

I know you must be tired of hearing this, but I got my eighth editorship this morning:D:roll: This one is for Carol Higgins Clark:D

Actual reference queries reported by American and Canadian library reference desk workers of various levels.

1. Do you have books here?
2. Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?
3. Do you have a list of all the books I've ever read?
4. I'm looking for Robert James Waller's book, Waltzing through Grand Rapids. (Actual title wanted: "Slow Waltz in Cedar Bend.")
5. Do you have that book by Rushdie: 'Satanic Nurses'? (Actual title: "Satanic Verses.")
6. Where is the reference desk? (This was asked of a person sitting at a desk who had hanging above her head a sign saying Reference Desk.)
7. I was here about three weeks ago looking at a cookbook that cost $39.95. Do you know which one it is?
8. Which outlets in the library are appropriate for my hairdryer?

I got another new editorship yesterday:roll::D This one is for Susan Cooper. She's the author of The Dark is Rising sequence:D

Man:

1. Here honey, you use the remote.
2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
3. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
4. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
5. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
6. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
7. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
8. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
9. We never talk anymore

Woman:

1. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
2. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
3. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
4. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
5. I don't have to get that purse today. Let's buy a new TV instead.
6. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
7. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
8. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.

I got a new editorship yesterday!:D It's for Michelle Nicastro. She did the voice for Princess Odette in The Swan Princess movies:lol: